tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post6041184069539962577..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Those Pants Painted On?JMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-38477620519418839332013-06-28T20:22:01.209-04:002013-06-28T20:22:01.209-04:00Blue Blue, you should not be here without your par...Blue Blue, you should not be here without your parents' permission.ohyeahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03711635810423059857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-46457530886409539282013-06-26T21:43:43.027-04:002013-06-26T21:43:43.027-04:00these comment threads have been simply marvelous l...these comment threads have been simply marvelous lately! G-i laughed so hard i scared the cat! :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-85959581080509689812013-06-26T16:24:16.364-04:002013-06-26T16:24:16.364-04:00^This^ThisFizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-79909085139211597472013-06-26T14:32:08.405-04:002013-06-26T14:32:08.405-04:00Blue Blue is a beautiful, delicate rose in this fe...Blue Blue is a beautiful, delicate rose in this festering world of trolling commentators. S/he is confused by the sick and twisted, and gallantly offers up her observations of the painfully obvious in defense. Well done Blue Blue, well done. May you always be this site's moral (and slightly out of whack) compass.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-47852142298133070372013-06-26T12:44:29.364-04:002013-06-26T12:44:29.364-04:00@ blue blue - that's the point of the story. ...@ blue blue - that's the point of the story. The girl made no sense, therefore she was weird/crazy and a bad date. If she had actually picked out more comfortable jeans, or said that the tighter jeans were less comfortable, we wouldn't be reading about her here.<br /><br />I do, however, wonder if the new jeans were actually those horrible jeggings thingies that were all the rage a year or two ago, in which case, they probably would be more comfortable than jeans.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75584215727877720952013-06-26T12:28:14.662-04:002013-06-26T12:28:14.662-04:00I honestly don't think she's kidding.I honestly don't think she's kidding.Damonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239627783827397069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-50140373510795852302013-06-26T12:08:03.500-04:002013-06-26T12:08:03.500-04:00I don't read enough comments to know if Blue B...I don't read enough comments to know if Blue Blue is kidding. And I don't actually want to know because I'm afraid of the answer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24697311293756528752013-06-26T10:07:07.757-04:002013-06-26T10:07:07.757-04:00G, Can you count to potato? I am wondering G, can ...G, Can you count to potato? I am wondering G, can you read? cause if you can than you should be able to understand why i am confused. When op said that she came up with her jeans looking more tight i wonder how can it be comfortable when his date, who thought the first pair was uncomfy, why would she get a pair that more tight and yet those pair are comfy? Blue Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553486838908789289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-46252931478604491652013-06-25T21:40:44.617-04:002013-06-25T21:40:44.617-04:00I is smartI is smartShoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16097945277233309185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31366183247350205392013-06-25T21:40:34.212-04:002013-06-25T21:40:34.212-04:00Jeans are NOT a vegetable.Jeans are NOT a vegetable.Shoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16097945277233309185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-77520540545416900312013-06-25T20:22:38.981-04:002013-06-25T20:22:38.981-04:00When playing the role of the woman on a shopping d...When playing the role of the woman on a shopping date at Target I like to be called Reverse Cowgirl especially if it's with Steve. He can also read between the lines when I send him to the food & electronics section and meets me in the change room with a "massager" and a cucumber.<br />However when playing the role of the man on any date I insist on being called Gregory Peck. TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-81527436935071466852013-06-25T18:27:11.576-04:002013-06-25T18:27:11.576-04:00I can't use my iphone and real decent English ...I can't use my iphone and real decent English to save my life, damn itKezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04686728220510870764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-60008376776380781702013-06-25T18:24:07.458-04:002013-06-25T18:24:07.458-04:00I've done some cattle work. I'd say there&...I've done some cattle work. I'd say there're nothing half chub worthy about being covered in manure but I already know all of you are half deviant perverts and likely into thy sort of thing :)Kezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04686728220510870764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-37626827131898151342013-06-25T18:05:08.302-04:002013-06-25T18:05:08.302-04:00^ I am curious -can you count to potato?^ I am curious -can you count to potato?Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17150263291605900257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-22176501812103017392013-06-25T14:22:35.465-04:002013-06-25T14:22:35.465-04:00i'm confused if her first jeans were uncomfort...i'm confused if her first jeans were uncomfortable than how can the second pair be comfortable? that is a mystery.Blue Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553486838908789289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-38433869025883251002013-06-25T13:38:45.478-04:002013-06-25T13:38:45.478-04:00Being that we're almost 30, my husband laughs ...Being that we're almost 30, my husband laughs at my shortening of words, cuz obvi that's so cray and ridic that imma be divorced soon. Fortunately I'm in a loving & supportive relationship with the best man ever but no time to talk about that now, I have important work to do because I have a 4 year degree & a job which makes me more important than most, obvi.<br /><br />And sorry to ruin your quarterchub Steve but no, I'm not a cowgirl. SmallCITYgirl, not many cows around here, except the ones at Walmart. But I'm Canadian so they're really polite cows at least.<br /><br />They're not, actually. Cuz they're fat, fat bitch!SmallCityGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09382801445745259229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-2106253331756999912013-06-25T12:44:27.132-04:002013-06-25T12:44:27.132-04:00Cray = crazy. Ergo, megacray implies that one mus...Cray = crazy. Ergo, megacray implies that one must be cray of astronomical proportions. <br /><br />BTW, I always picture SmallCityGirl as a cowgirl, for some reason, and this gets me kinda chubb'd up... any reality behind this, SCG?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-79202276110874250092013-06-25T12:12:16.566-04:002013-06-25T12:12:16.566-04:00@smallcitygirl.
megacray? Really? I think that...@smallcitygirl.<br /><br />megacray? Really? I think that the vernacular is passing me by (34yo)Joshuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637989505105477332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-66895394653805270902013-06-25T11:45:01.281-04:002013-06-25T11:45:01.281-04:00I like girls in NO jeans...I like girls in NO jeans...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24874247171157276432013-06-25T11:21:26.632-04:002013-06-25T11:21:26.632-04:00Didn't seem that bad to me, unless she was exp...Didn't seem that bad to me, unless she was expecting him to pay (which wasn't in the story). Unless you just don't like girls in tight jeans or something.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04514127184704002111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-58429672205879808912013-06-25T09:47:03.219-04:002013-06-25T09:47:03.219-04:00Here I was thinking this girl just had massively l...Here I was thinking this girl just had massively low self-esteem and that, in her mind, nothing she had in her closet was good enough for a date. But I like the clothes-whore theory better, followed by the find-me-sexy-and-bang-me-dammit theory. <br /><br />The last few stories on this site have been so megacray, I can't even comment on them. Except this one. This one was just boring. OP didn't even finish the story! Did you take her out for dinner and pay for everything? I bet you did, pussy.SmallCityGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09382801445745259229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34668479379828385152013-06-25T09:19:45.046-04:002013-06-25T09:19:45.046-04:00I dub Devil the official ABCotD chameleon!I dub Devil the official ABCotD chameleon!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-20429719480967608312013-06-25T08:59:16.247-04:002013-06-25T08:59:16.247-04:00I think she wanted OP to pay for the jeans for her...I think she wanted OP to pay for the jeans for her. The whole thing was a pretense just to get him in that position. This is further supported by the fact that she picked out TWO pairs of also-tight jeans, when ONE pair of not-so-tight jeans would have done the trick.<br /><br />Yes, clothes wh0res do exist. <br /><br />In college, I was on a date with a girl, when she ALSO insisted that we go to Target for some reason or another. She picked out some clothes, and we went to the checkout. When it came time to pay, she looked at me expectantly. When I made no move to pay, she was clearly displeased. Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-58347794667959139732013-06-25T08:10:45.443-04:002013-06-25T08:10:45.443-04:00Hey TheArchitect, I think you think the op's d...Hey TheArchitect, I think you think the op's date's jeans were too tight! I think that to. Helen Keller could see that!! LmafO!<br /><br />Oh kez, I sound like me only! You muist have a bitter life! :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-77317623657486567042013-06-25T07:27:10.574-04:002013-06-25T07:27:10.574-04:00Those jeans were so tight you could count the chan...Those jeans were so tight you could count the change in her pockets.<br /><br />Those jeans were so tight, she had to jump off the roof of Target to get into them.<br /><br />She bought that new brand of jeans, Helen Keller. They are so tight you could read her lips.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.com