tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post6015775452239756378..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Glu-Eight, Glu-Nine...JMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-49032365636906366352013-02-07T20:20:57.474-05:002013-02-07T20:20:57.474-05:00Maybe her other muffin, the one that tastes like p...Maybe her other muffin, the one that tastes like pumpkin pie, held the antidote. Now we'll never know.<br /><br />Srsly, I agree he should have drilled down on the gluten. Not a euphemism.DaveGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07082374378784055484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43284004943961767212013-02-06T13:45:07.008-05:002013-02-06T13:45:07.008-05:00i too am allergic to gluttons. and fat-phobic to b...i too am allergic to gluttons. and fat-phobic to boot! nrrdcorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14748389165650925708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54872796218551681862013-02-06T13:43:46.794-05:002013-02-06T13:43:46.794-05:001. thank you for assuming my gender.
2. i don'...1. thank you for assuming my gender. <br />2. i don't accept food from strangers off the internets. who knows where that dirty bxtch's hands have been. <br />3. real talk. "no thank you." it's not that hard to say. nrrdcorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14748389165650925708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-59256393016650768492013-02-06T13:35:57.420-05:002013-02-06T13:35:57.420-05:00for someone who doles out the sarcasm handily, you...for someone who doles out the sarcasm handily, you're slow to detect it. consider me well fed. nrrdcorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14748389165650925708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-11985274896515089352013-02-06T07:43:13.150-05:002013-02-06T07:43:13.150-05:00Clearly the muffins were made by Chunky Horse. She...Clearly the muffins were made by Chunky Horse. She was just a minion doing his evil stomach-exploding work. Aprilahhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16542775615399152472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-38479054450585504582013-02-04T18:13:25.803-05:002013-02-04T18:13:25.803-05:00Huh, this thing ate my comment.
villyjean, I'...Huh, this thing ate my comment.<br /><br />villyjean, I've seen frozen chicken wings that list bacon fat as an ingredient. You wouldn't think you'd need to make sure that chicken doesn't have pork in it but there you go.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-64399535611177316872013-02-04T18:12:01.346-05:002013-02-04T18:12:01.346-05:00The other extreme could be responsible too: He'...The other extreme could be responsible too: He's had it so long and been around people who knew what it was that he's forgotten how many people don't know what it is. Or he's used to people asking what gluten is if they haven't heard of it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-29921360828351768642013-02-04T18:07:48.395-05:002013-02-04T18:07:48.395-05:00So if someone offers you fried food you eat it or ...So if someone offers you fried food you eat it or do you refuse without explaining why? Surely you don't start blathering about how you don't eat fried food? How was Jake supposed to ask for specifics without blathering?<br /><br />I like how it's Jake's fault for both talking about it too much and not enough at the same time.<br /><br />@Villy - It's assault or attempted murder (assuming he doesn't actually kill them) depending on how severe the allergy is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-7845196469774831842013-02-02T15:49:00.519-05:002013-02-02T15:49:00.519-05:00It's not like muffin is the only thing left in...It's not like muffin is the only thing left in the world for peace offering. <br />Or may be Op just added that as to make out more dramatic. I can't believe anybody world be that unsympathetic. Riahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09016848189875905796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-68056976533761609732013-02-02T09:53:58.441-05:002013-02-02T09:53:58.441-05:00I'm guessing that OP has only recently been di...I'm guessing that OP has only recently been diagnosed with a gluten intolerance. Otherwise, he'd already know that most people have no idea what "gluten" means, and not to eat anything bread-related that he didn't purchase or make himself. And he'd already know that people are often unsympathetic to allergies/intolerances; they think it's an attention-getting ploy.<br /><br />Jake - best thing to do is refuse anything and everything that may contain gluten, but do so VERY POLITELY.darknbubblyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10373439490906337795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-60585997714214971852013-02-02T00:38:04.569-05:002013-02-02T00:38:04.569-05:00Oh! Oh! I vote for moron. My friend and I are cr...Oh! Oh! I vote for moron. My friend and I are cracking up over this story. tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39349928908772170972013-02-02T00:36:25.102-05:002013-02-02T00:36:25.102-05:00I, as a woman, am just honored that you try. ;)I, as a woman, am just honored that you try. ;)tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-89893583183584791272013-02-01T17:23:14.198-05:002013-02-01T17:23:14.198-05:00I put shellfish in cheese dip.
Wait. I mean nach...I put shellfish in cheese dip. <br /><br />Wait. I mean nachos. The shellfish of the snack world.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-35666000660042065762013-02-01T17:12:57.712-05:002013-02-01T17:12:57.712-05:00Wow, Jake, you are so whiny. Why don't you ju...Wow, Jake, you are so whiny. Why don't you just choose NOT to be allergic to gluten? That would totally solve everyone's problem.<br /><br />Some of you commenters here are fucking retarded. You make it sound like he's at fault for having his allergies. It's true that his questions should be more specific as to what is in the foods that are offered to him. But requiring a special diet should not be considered needy or whiny.<br /><br />That's like me saying I don't want to date a girl because she has her period once a month. And during that week she has cramps, mood swings, and more needs than usual and is too hard to deal with. SaggyGrandmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01752384458211772311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-41342821023315867772013-02-01T17:03:01.626-05:002013-02-01T17:03:01.626-05:00You would try to determine whether or not someone ...You would try to determine whether or not someone actually had an allergy by tricking them into eating it? That's a dick move.Villyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06105135531977366307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-35223184806147369842013-02-01T17:00:36.905-05:002013-02-01T17:00:36.905-05:00In the last couple of years I developed a shellfis...In the last couple of years I developed a shellfish allergy. My job is to hand out free samples, and I learned the hard way to inspect the ingredients on EVERYTHING I'm scheduled to hand out. Shortly after the allergy was discovered, my boss had me doing cheese dip, and I had a reaction. Looked at the ingredients, and bam. Shellfish. Who puts shellfish in cheese dip?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-9054463438243740942013-02-01T14:57:36.172-05:002013-02-01T14:57:36.172-05:00This date reminds me of one my best friend had wit...This date reminds me of one my best friend had with a guy who had "dietary" needs. They spent half the day walking around a theme park looking for something this guy could eat. She said they finally settled on pizza. When I asked her if she wanted to pursue it further-she stated, I couldn't put him up with that sort of issue everytime it was time to make dinner.<br /><br />In all honesty-I doubt the girl even realized the muffins had glutton in them. I understand the OP has a glutton allergy but he could have simply taken the muffins, said thank you, and not eaten one if he wasn't sure. <br /><br />I'd say this time, the girl dodged a bullet. I understand the guy has a food issue, be proactive, don't be whiny about it. KatieGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04139587014716187665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54975305689964019902013-02-01T14:05:50.115-05:002013-02-01T14:05:50.115-05:00It's not that there aren't any homemade fo...It's not that there aren't any homemade food gifts stories with happy endings out there... It's just that we don't hear about them because they have happy endings :D .Anahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07137019202329436322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-71464322306263276742013-02-01T13:27:20.484-05:002013-02-01T13:27:20.484-05:00I prefer warm apple cinnamon...I prefer warm apple cinnamon...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-141157256073304502013-02-01T13:24:26.515-05:002013-02-01T13:24:26.515-05:00this reminds me of mrs. doubtfire's shenanigan...this reminds me of mrs. doubtfire's shenanigans. nrrdcorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14748389165650925708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-36954171396310924642013-02-01T13:21:31.589-05:002013-02-01T13:21:31.589-05:00screw that. this is why i don't date vegans or...screw that. this is why i don't date vegans or supporters of freeing the glutens. they are annoying and whiny, just like jake. i mean, i can't eat fried food without doubling over in pain, so i don't eat it. i don't blather on and on about it to other people. i just select something else from the menu. <br /><br />jake sounds like a little bxtch, with an entitled gluten free attitude, and his date just a bit uniformed. however, just because his life revolves around avoiding all things gluten, doesn't mean EVERYBODY else knows what gluten is and what is likely to contain it. this is why vegans have to specify that they can't have refined sugar because of the practice of filtering it with bone char. he should have asked for specifics before he ate it. <br /><br />on the other hand, maybe she was just trying to see if he was being dramatic or really had a gluten allergy. something i would do... what's this girl's number? i like her style.nrrdcorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14748389165650925708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-74216766028070730122013-02-01T13:12:30.388-05:002013-02-01T13:12:30.388-05:00red velvet? don't tell me you got your red win...red velvet? don't tell me you got your red wings, stevie? nrrdcorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14748389165650925708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-26629686172350441192013-02-01T13:11:24.291-05:002013-02-01T13:11:24.291-05:00Next time, I'll take my dentures OUT before pr...Next time, I'll take my dentures OUT before proceeding...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21135297730578893882013-02-01T13:07:02.403-05:002013-02-01T13:07:02.403-05:00Jason and Ellendra be smart. Jason and Ellendra be smart. Howie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11146278801013346618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-47255198691699068602013-02-01T12:38:02.711-05:002013-02-01T12:38:02.711-05:00So Steve, the ugly ones let you? Maybe you should ...So Steve, the ugly ones let you? Maybe you should use less teeth and more tongue. Muffins like the tongue.Howie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11146278801013346618noreply@blogger.com