tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post5144588634981957217..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Hit Me Baby, No More TimesJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-11325848844677239292019-06-13T10:45:02.280-04:002019-06-13T10:45:02.280-04:00Putting some sort of hot sauce in the used condom ...Putting some sort of hot sauce in the used condom will help too.Thriwrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13712975826821643069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-88612797003687109312013-09-20T14:18:32.244-04:002013-09-20T14:18:32.244-04:00Yellow card for Peggy! Please try to make your co...Yellow card for Peggy! Please try to make your comments less intelligent and sane on this forum. If you want to say something meaningful that actually touches the emotional core of my cold black heart, at least try to end it next time with "...fat bitch!" so that you don't rattle my perspective of the universe so much.wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-76381924740216293272013-09-17T13:42:10.817-04:002013-09-17T13:42:10.817-04:00Nice comeback blue blue. I like how you took my ex...Nice comeback blue blue. I like how you took my exact joke, AND TURNED IT AROUND on me! Hilarious! I was planned.<br /><br />Shoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16097945277233309185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21128478852447755542013-09-16T22:34:33.527-04:002013-09-16T22:34:33.527-04:00wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. What if you are a g...wait. wait. wait. wait. wait. What if you are a girl and you kiss a girl? Do you get each other pregnant?tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-35985302535330519012013-09-16T18:24:54.869-04:002013-09-16T18:24:54.869-04:00shoe you are most likely part of the 3% cause when...shoe you are most likely part of the 3% cause when i was born i was planned unlike you.Blue Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553486838908789289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-85471046053692509052013-09-16T14:01:28.405-04:002013-09-16T14:01:28.405-04:00Obviously she wasn't feeling it and pulled a h...Obviously she wasn't feeling it and pulled a hell of a show to get you out of there. Unfortunately for her, you decided to stick around anyway.<br /><br />Blue blue knows, I'm guessing he/she is part of the 3%.Shoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16097945277233309185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48804403603806511792013-09-16T14:01:22.830-04:002013-09-16T14:01:22.830-04:00Obviously she wasn't feeling it and pulled a h...Obviously she wasn't feeling it and pulled a hell of a show to get you out of there. Unfortunately for her, you decided to stick around anyway.<br /><br />Blue blue knows, I'm guessing he/she is part of the 3%.Shoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16097945277233309185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-86580084632780426412013-09-16T12:38:09.672-04:002013-09-16T12:38:09.672-04:00I just couldn't stop hearing the date's di...I just couldn't stop hearing the date's dialogue in the voice of Bill Lumburgh from Office Space.<br /><br />"Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and put a baby in me. Yeah, that'd be great...."The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-80485993872682434422013-09-16T08:56:28.733-04:002013-09-16T08:56:28.733-04:00" I checked the condom and saw that indeed it..." I checked the condom and saw that indeed it had done its job and done it well."<br /><br />That is only if you subscribe to the mainstream BS version of how babies are made. But the truth that the media hides is that, if you kiss a girl, she'll have a baby. Congrats on being a father..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43418805371351772892013-09-16T08:28:34.623-04:002013-09-16T08:28:34.623-04:00Hello! I'm digging this method a lot actually...Hello! I'm digging this method a lot actually.. usually I just hug my knees and rock back and forth repeating "north, south, east, west" with increasing agitation until they decide to bug out, but I may just try this baby thing...lovsmackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00657313261035912281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-12299331859491233122013-09-15T12:40:08.669-04:002013-09-15T12:40:08.669-04:00Blue Blue is feisty today... I like that...Blue Blue is feisty today... I like that...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-87118005860348350662013-09-15T09:13:35.093-04:002013-09-15T09:13:35.093-04:00Interesting method, lovsmack. And hello.Interesting method, lovsmack. And hello.tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-85979436543339993952013-09-15T08:44:32.575-04:002013-09-15T08:44:32.575-04:00I'm thinking the sex was terrible and she just...I'm thinking the sex was terrible and she just wanted it to be over with, then she acted crazy so that he would leave. lovsmackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00657313261035912281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-15898583934727551642013-09-15T08:14:34.458-04:002013-09-15T08:14:34.458-04:00At the risk of sounding like a broken record this ...At the risk of sounding like a broken record this story reminds me of my third date with Steve. Again he didn't even stop the car fully, just slid by & asked " Do you grow babies inside you on a first date? Didn't think so!" This time I lunged at him with my junk but he just drove off and left me there, empty wombed. Steve for the record I'm going to push a finger into theTryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-57398703013364357372013-09-15T07:39:34.034-04:002013-09-15T07:39:34.034-04:00Peggy, you are WAY too sane and intelligent to be ...Peggy, you are WAY too sane and intelligent to be hanging around here... ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-3161232194944605302013-09-15T04:33:41.270-04:002013-09-15T04:33:41.270-04:00Thanks, Tanette. My son was mortified that I boug...Thanks, Tanette. My son was mortified that I bought it up, but because I raised him by myself, it was up to me to have that type of talk with him. I want him in a good stable relationship, preferably married, before children enter his life. <br /><br />I also tried to raise him to treat women right so he doesn't end up divorced like his mother. I want his future wife to be the most content, secure woman around so that any babies that come along are raised in a two-parent home with lots of love.<br /><br />I'm crossing my fingers that it all stuck.Peggyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09919578186113701966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-20338073560847387192013-09-14T23:23:32.797-04:002013-09-14T23:23:32.797-04:00Peggy, you seem like a good mama. Bishes do be cra...Peggy, you seem like a good mama. Bishes do be cray, Steve. That's why I gotta cut one every once in awhile. :)tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34799875496697218502013-09-14T23:19:17.901-04:002013-09-14T23:19:17.901-04:00^ You two are both correct. Cover your stump befo...^ You two are both correct. Cover your stump before you hump, and destroy the swimmers afterwards. Bishes be cray...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-77040311733669904512013-09-14T21:26:53.342-04:002013-09-14T21:26:53.342-04:00Can I jump up on that soap box for a second? As t...Can I jump up on that soap box for a second? As the mother of a boy, I cautioned him to dump the contents of the used condom into the toilet , and if possible, rinse it with water before tossing it in the trash.<br /><br /> I have known of women so desperate to hook a guy that they use the contents to impregnate themselves after the guy throws it away. I didn't want that for my son's future, so as uncomfortable as it was to have me warn him, it's worth it.Peggyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09919578186113701966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39766812867044944122013-09-14T19:07:07.467-04:002013-09-14T19:07:07.467-04:00What? Did she not know you were wearing a condom?...What? Did she not know you were wearing a condom? Did she try to poke holes in it without you knowing? Also, just FYI, it's always a good idea to wear a condom if you're not in a totally committed, headed for marriage relationship because you never know. There are also diseases in addition to possible pregnancy. Okay, down from my box of soap. tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.com