tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post5130390790943181446..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: 'Tis the Season!JMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-17081207090073980042013-11-07T16:26:44.730-05:002013-11-07T16:26:44.730-05:00Purple helmet warriorPurple helmet warriorThe Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-80461105679080840012013-11-07T15:56:59.198-05:002013-11-07T15:56:59.198-05:00I prefer the terms "man-sword" and "...I prefer the terms "man-sword" and "One-Eyed Emperor" myself.Sparkinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03602607056150726360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-7118427463055039372013-11-07T14:43:22.440-05:002013-11-07T14:43:22.440-05:00Well Fizziks, on Veteran's Day I like to have ...Well Fizziks, on Veteran's Day I like to have my phallus take the PTSD approach, being impossible to rouse for long periods and then suddently leaping to attention at a moment's notice, with sweat running down its head. Occasionally it'll go berserk and "shoot up" a bunch of random people at a bar.wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28885391878511923042013-11-07T12:47:40.235-05:002013-11-07T12:47:40.235-05:00Ve come back here und ve cut off your chonson!
Ve come back here und ve cut off your chonson!<br />Tourist of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15869795168165679169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21520593155518182992013-11-07T08:25:48.886-05:002013-11-07T08:25:48.886-05:00@ Fizziks - He adds a bayonet to the end of it?@ Fizziks - He adds a bayonet to the end of it?The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-58253125655204635382013-11-07T08:01:03.436-05:002013-11-07T08:01:03.436-05:00Johnson? All right, Mr. Lebowski.Johnson? All right, Mr. Lebowski.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-12614073724233540402013-11-07T01:05:58.693-05:002013-11-07T01:05:58.693-05:00"He unzipped his pants and pulled out his Joh..."He unzipped his pants and pulled out his Johnson, "<br /><br />I work with 3 people named Johnson. You have just made tomorrow very awkward.Ellendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06588061203142567382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-88212518465135125192013-11-06T17:29:13.889-05:002013-11-06T17:29:13.889-05:00HA! I like this guy! I mean we've got plenty...HA! I like this guy! I mean we've got plenty of stories of guys whipping it out unexpectedly but not enough of them go that extra mile and <a href="http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/2010/11/meet-zombie-dick.html" rel="nofollow">paint it</a> festively.<br /><br />And bonus points to Jarrred who subtly choose to name our subject Richard. What a dick.Tourist of Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15869795168165679169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-76687158450441845402013-11-06T15:30:19.066-05:002013-11-06T15:30:19.066-05:00@LupineREM - Now I'm curious what you might do...@LupineREM - Now I'm curious what you might do for Veteran's Day.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-74298423667134668752013-11-06T15:22:17.485-05:002013-11-06T15:22:17.485-05:00@ Fizziks - I know, right!?! I like my phallus to...@ Fizziks - I know, right!?! I like my phallus to be seasonally appropriate, which is why I currently have it decorated as a turkey. Gobble gobble!wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-45502302084468227912013-11-06T10:04:33.290-05:002013-11-06T10:04:33.290-05:00In my day you didn't paint your phallus like a...In my day you didn't paint your phallus like a barber pole until after Thanksgiving. Now everyone starts getting out the mistletoe merkins before Halloween is even over.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-69859096739172296172013-11-06T08:20:46.131-05:002013-11-06T08:20:46.131-05:00Be still my beating heart, Richard has combined tw...Be still my beating heart, Richard has combined two of my favorite things, candy and dick. Gail, if you don't mind, may I get his contact details. Wish me luck everyone. TryN2Flyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02161809838062389004noreply@blogger.com