tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post5039999784940664097..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: An Arm of OneJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-64290775054503241412016-01-27T22:07:41.575-05:002016-01-27T22:07:41.575-05:00Um, there's no guy. It's two ladiesUm, there's no guy. It's two ladiesSparkinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03602607056150726360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-11862310127537031922016-01-26T17:55:31.889-05:002016-01-26T17:55:31.889-05:00I can forgive the guy and feel sorry for him but, ...I can forgive the guy and feel sorry for him but, for heaven's sake, that was a lame question! "How did you lose it?" Is the question to ask. "What did you do with it, burn it, put it in the trash?" That's even better. "How do you cope with writing with the left hand?" That's another one. "Are you contemplating a career as a pirate?" Might stretch it a bit...<br />Ben Lapointehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08153824813531877997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-64375126488315249252016-01-26T13:49:27.164-05:002016-01-26T13:49:27.164-05:00"So I'm missing my arm." I asked, &..."So I'm missing my arm." I asked, "Are you okay?"<br /><br />I have no idea why this strikes me as funny, but it really does!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-18400509857323085062016-01-26T13:47:36.928-05:002016-01-26T13:47:36.928-05:00Know what sound a one armed person makes while cla...Know what sound a one armed person makes while clapping? ...........Exactly.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-11169112976063521812016-01-25T14:56:33.720-05:002016-01-25T14:56:33.720-05:00Me too! I would've started applauding everythi...Me too! I would've started applauding everything she said too...because, why not?Alibiestuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05599992537311693272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90208389862384618532016-01-25T14:56:01.713-05:002016-01-25T14:56:01.713-05:00Me too! I would've started applauding everythi...Me too! I would've started applauding everything she said too...because, why not?Alibiestuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05599992537311693272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-46266824970274322312016-01-25T12:37:08.779-05:002016-01-25T12:37:08.779-05:00Same here. Same here. Jayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04490365005580901152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-42105774739326259982016-01-25T10:16:30.049-05:002016-01-25T10:16:30.049-05:00I use two arms, just because I can!I use two arms, just because I can!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-27127063166288331702016-01-25T10:14:43.245-05:002016-01-25T10:14:43.245-05:00No one-armed fun for youNo one-armed fun for youAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10275430799402385811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-38167037551673960422016-01-25T08:11:40.004-05:002016-01-25T08:11:40.004-05:00"For the rest of the date I used both hands t..."For the rest of the date I used both hands to pick up my drink just because I could."<br /><br />This made me laugh much louder than it should have.ladydyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08851750115839939912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-61233749393885344282016-01-25T06:55:27.826-05:002016-01-25T06:55:27.826-05:00She's got the same mentality as the type of wo...She's got the same mentality as the type of woman that can't shush about her pregnancy.<br /> "How's your day going?" <br />"Oh it's been ok. Have you noticed how big my stomach is now? Ugh." <br />"It's not that big." <br />"Oooh, so you agree I do look a little big huh? Well I didn't want to talk about the baby in the first place, and now you're being rude." <br /><br />It's a way to pull you into some sort of negative trap where you always come out the bad guy. RUN FOR THE HILLS OPAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.com