tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post5037137643579970737..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: How Many Licks Does it Take?JMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-61479114439491033542013-03-14T12:50:04.907-04:002013-03-14T12:50:04.907-04:00I think I found Devin. OP missed out. He's a...I think I found Devin. OP missed out. He's a keeper.<br /><br />http://www.whas11.com/news/crimetracker/Police-Man-licks-womans-neck-after-yelling-I-am-not-a-pediphile-I-am-a-rapist-197846201.htmlBryanWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17591379348849995887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-76524707954715381352013-03-13T18:47:24.883-04:002013-03-13T18:47:24.883-04:00Oh Steve you beat me to the punch. I was fired up ...Oh Steve you beat me to the punch. I was fired up and ready to say something crass. So instead I will say "That's hot!"tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-52392592977064325212013-03-13T15:13:54.827-04:002013-03-13T15:13:54.827-04:00Maybe he was trying to impress her with the length...Maybe he was trying to impress her with the length of his tongue?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39625863308293904732013-03-13T14:39:48.092-04:002013-03-13T14:39:48.092-04:00maybe he has a dog fetish? since he can't do d...maybe he has a dog fetish? since he can't do dogs.Blue Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553486838908789289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-129424757117729872013-03-13T11:43:51.375-04:002013-03-13T11:43:51.375-04:00Maybe he'd just eaten a whole bag of Sour Patc...Maybe he'd just eaten a whole bag of Sour Patch Kids and his tongue was like tingly sandpaper. He was probably trying to exfoliate the OP and himself. How can you hate on that?<br /><br />This date made me cringe almost as much as the snot date from way back....ugh, still grosses me out!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-70690745762393745422013-03-13T10:47:59.554-04:002013-03-13T10:47:59.554-04:00Um, Steve. My full name is NOT Howie Licktherface....Um, Steve. My full name is NOT Howie Licktherface. Just when I think you start to know me, this happens....you are off my Christmas card list!Howie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11146278801013346618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-39825205113143484842013-03-13T09:39:50.833-04:002013-03-13T09:39:50.833-04:00I'ma show Tanette how many licks it takes to g...I'ma show Tanette how many licks it takes to get to the centeeeeer...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-7251480917468097312013-03-13T09:28:03.102-04:002013-03-13T09:28:03.102-04:00I'm guessing Devin thought licking the OP'...I'm guessing Devin thought licking the OP's face or his face was supposed to make the OP turned on or he thought it was sexy. Major strike out! Kudos to the OP though for doing damage control and cutting the date short. That doesn't seem to happen enough on here...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-129072212631215802013-03-13T09:27:54.090-04:002013-03-13T09:27:54.090-04:00True story. My stepsister meets this guy at a con...True story. My stepsister meets this guy at a concert, they hit it off, make out, go back to his place, make out more, ...and he punches her in the head.<br /><br />She, furious: "Why the fuck would you do that?!?!?"<br />He, genuinely confused: "..My ex always liked that....."<br /><br />He was so hang-dog and upset that he'd ruined it. He really thought that she'd be into it. <br /><br />Moral of the story, kiddies: don't just unleash your fetish on people without and inquiry first. Unless that IS your fetish.Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-2683942327872605462013-03-13T09:17:02.143-04:002013-03-13T09:17:02.143-04:00^Howie. Howie would.^Howie. Howie would.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-66536317428630308592013-03-13T09:07:51.892-04:002013-03-13T09:07:51.892-04:00Eeewwwwwwww! Run away immediately! Who would do th...Eeewwwwwwww! Run away immediately! Who would do that?!?!SmallCityGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09382801445745259229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-78771967241896076762013-03-13T09:05:01.898-04:002013-03-13T09:05:01.898-04:00You gotta lick it, before you stick it. So, there...You gotta lick it, before you stick it. So, there's that...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.com