tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post5006662832124813876..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Faux Force FiveJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-58908502807612749112011-05-27T11:53:11.761-04:002011-05-27T11:53:11.761-04:00To be fair "I'm Dominique Strauss-Kahn&qu...To be fair "I'm Dominique Strauss-Kahn" should never have been considered "safe".theMediatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04094065546143640494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24523532231483769732011-05-26T19:48:31.240-04:002011-05-26T19:48:31.240-04:00"How much for uhm, er..." :)"How much for uhm, er..." :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-17231295963238684512011-05-26T16:00:01.013-04:002011-05-26T16:00:01.013-04:00"I'm an accountant" ftw."I'm an accountant" ftw.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-29589940323912120432011-05-26T15:56:26.405-04:002011-05-26T15:56:26.405-04:00URGENT NOTICE to all men/guys (Chaz Bono + butch l...URGENT NOTICE to all men/guys (Chaz Bono + butch lesbians included) everywhere!!<br />The code has been cracked, the women are on to us, 'good time' is no longer safe to use. As you all know Guy Codes (GCs) are 'I want to/let's have sex' cleverly disguised to appear genuine, innocent or unassuming. At this point it is to be assumed other GCs have also been compromised, as of now a complete revision is in effect. The following GCs may also no longer be safe:<br /><br />Can I buy you a drink?<br />We should take things slow<br />I respect your feelings<br />How is your grandmother doing?<br />How much for uhm, er you know?<br />Let's go to a strip club<br />Nice to meet you<br />I've been hurt before<br />I'm an accountant<br />Guten Tag<br />How was your day<br />My faith is very important to me<br />I'm Dominique Strauss-Kahn<br />Good morning<br />Godd afternoon<br />Good evening<br />I love you<br />Can you help me, I'm lost<br />So where're you from?<br />Mind if I sit here?<br />HiSawyer86https://www.blogger.com/profile/03589709327830789237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-16230599237809846172011-05-26T15:51:57.658-04:002011-05-26T15:51:57.658-04:00Obviously these are rhetorical questions)
WTF is...Obviously these are rhetorical questions) <br /><br />WTF is wrong with people? Is it really that hard to say, "You'd rather be friends?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-68373620720542268702011-05-26T14:20:19.100-04:002011-05-26T14:20:19.100-04:00I'm thinking these girls were lesbians and tha...I'm thinking these girls were lesbians and that Rita was one too but didn't know how to tell the OP, so instead of just being normal and saying what Nikki said "let's just go out as friends b/c..." she had to go all psycho.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-22204660414137123542011-05-26T12:26:34.647-04:002011-05-26T12:26:34.647-04:00Another instance in which all she had to do was sa...Another instance in which all she had to do was say "I'd really rather go out as friends," and problem solved.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90185420817109995382011-05-26T12:07:10.998-04:002011-05-26T12:07:10.998-04:00Wow, conceited much? To automatically assume that ...Wow, conceited much? To automatically assume that you're so attractive that all men want to sleep with you is incredibly arrogant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-35334639602231086512011-05-26T10:57:02.393-04:002011-05-26T10:57:02.393-04:00I was thinking at first that girlfriend might have...I was thinking at first that girlfriend might have ran back in to put in one of those birth control sponges. Then it was getting uncomfortable so she was asking about sex because she wanted to know if she should take it out or not. But enter the Pink Ladies and I'm all out of ideas.Casey Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13215792248774042117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31228527476227233252011-05-26T10:34:09.207-04:002011-05-26T10:34:09.207-04:00Yeah, she and her friends probably thought the OP ...Yeah, she and her friends probably thought the OP got mad and stormed off because his plans to rape her were foiled.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-55945459400957552832011-05-26T10:09:43.645-04:002011-05-26T10:09:43.645-04:00...which, in retrospect, was probably fine by her.......which, in retrospect, was probably fine by her.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.com