tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post484460485020276162..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Master of NonsenseJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34874700456091269232013-04-19T09:34:21.325-04:002013-04-19T09:34:21.325-04:00You're my very favorite conspiracy-theorist ho...You're my very favorite conspiracy-theorist hobo.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-80505452194366049142013-04-18T22:44:10.203-04:002013-04-18T22:44:10.203-04:00EVIDENCE OF FINAL COMMA WEIRDNESS
"I was lik...EVIDENCE OF FINAL COMMA WEIRDNESS<br /><br />"I was likely better off, that way."<br />"I don't think we're dating, anymore," I informed them, and true to my word, I never took her out, again.<br />"Lynda and I didn't go out together again, but she did put up new dating site profile photos of herself, wearing the beret."<br />"She never reached out to me again, after that nonsense."<br />"I told all my friends that he nearly ran me over, and school for him was awkward, after that."<br /><br />*starts hobo-mumbling about dates, times, letter counts and percentages*Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13269894010706816425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90809343185243080222013-04-18T08:18:45.589-04:002013-04-18T08:18:45.589-04:00@ JMG - Your mom's comment is weird, and extra...@ JMG - Your mom's comment is weird, and extraneous.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-74010069069107639272013-04-17T22:10:34.773-04:002013-04-17T22:10:34.773-04:00Your comment is weird and extraneous. I only add c...Your comment is weird and extraneous. I only add commas where absolutely necessary, to prevent logical confusion.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Or to further my dark plan.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-75896526440745974622013-04-17T21:50:34.408-04:002013-04-17T21:50:34.408-04:00I've only just realise that it's JMG addin...I've only just realise that it's JMG adding weird extraneous commas to the final sentence of each of these, not the storyteller.<br /><br />IS THIS A PRANK, JMG? OR DO THEY SERVE SOME DARK PURPOSE? WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?Rickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13269894010706816425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-73076774519247911112013-04-17T21:42:51.139-04:002013-04-17T21:42:51.139-04:00Steve, you should have had a better lawyer and tha...Steve, you should have had a better lawyer and that wouldn't have happened. ;)tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48116354956053046492013-04-17T18:27:30.518-04:002013-04-17T18:27:30.518-04:00Soooo many movies ripped off my Chunky Horse movie...Soooo many movies ripped off my Chunky Horse movie...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-715597357084477612013-04-17T13:25:02.712-04:002013-04-17T13:25:02.712-04:00He is either mentally disturbed, horribly embarras...He is either mentally disturbed, horribly embarrassed he said what he said, or was looking for an out.<br /><br />Lesson learned: You should have had sex with him twice on a dirty mattress while his twin watched. That is the only way to have a healthy relationship.Joshuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637989505105477332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43000480945655015892013-04-17T11:43:28.510-04:002013-04-17T11:43:28.510-04:00He also thinks those cheesy cartoons in the 80'...He also thinks those cheesy cartoons in the 80's ripped off Shia LaBouf's masterpiece, the Transformers Trilogy.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-40070833573938788582013-04-17T11:34:42.897-04:002013-04-17T11:34:42.897-04:00His love of Shia LaBouf knows no bounds.His love of Shia LaBouf knows no bounds.Snarkastichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08840791377662211373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34481601720475543852013-04-17T11:20:53.400-04:002013-04-17T11:20:53.400-04:00Recent research confirms that those with lousy tas...Recent research confirms that those with lousy taste in movies have impaired chronological reasoning and a grotesquely oversized amygdala that dwarfs the prefrontal cortex. Also they are tools.<br /><br />Taste in movies/shows/music/books...as said in 'High Fidelity', these things matter. Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-1895173939324380512013-04-17T09:26:33.330-04:002013-04-17T09:26:33.330-04:00He obviously didn't own the Criterion Collecti...He obviously didn't own the Criterion Collection. These kind of people drive me insane. Know your movies before you start shooting your mouth off.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.com