tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post4368037508724068058..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: That's QuacktasticJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-65222433228768982292013-08-28T15:40:56.258-04:002013-08-28T15:40:56.258-04:00Where do they find these dating profiles? They are...Where do they find these dating profiles? They are always the same format...I wonder...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-7222404708255395932011-08-05T15:56:31.211-04:002011-08-05T15:56:31.211-04:00How did you know, Howie? I totally call it Poke-A...How did you know, Howie? I totally call it Poke-A-Twat!Polka Dothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02188773686793368776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-89263475450421392402011-08-05T00:03:30.688-04:002011-08-05T00:03:30.688-04:00Best part: "My fingers will be his fingers. &...Best part: "My fingers will be his fingers. <3"<br /><br />It's the less-than-three that really makes it wonderful. Very sweet.Claire (and Nikki)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03946625511421997222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-40161215034917440152011-08-03T19:10:18.226-04:002011-08-03T19:10:18.226-04:00One that's never gonna migrate or escape?
I ...One that's never gonna migrate or escape?<br /><br /><br />I KNEW you were my kind of people here!TacoDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11397194632019676634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-44020096116571788702011-08-03T09:17:30.977-04:002011-08-03T09:17:30.977-04:00^ Not that Polka Dot would believe it. She thinks ...^ Not that Polka Dot would believe it. She thinks all females are tight. Must be a bit...insecure about her own Poke-A-TwatHowie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11146278801013346618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-15395765987343193542011-08-03T09:15:45.760-04:002011-08-03T09:15:45.760-04:00I dated a duck once, but it didn't last long. ...I dated a duck once, but it didn't last long. Her Quack was too big.Howie Feltersnatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11146278801013346618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51241068657678799172011-08-03T09:07:15.542-04:002011-08-03T09:07:15.542-04:00That person needs to meet this person:
http://www....That person needs to meet this person:<br />http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/2010/01/fowl-play.htmlSeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14288870552842262492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-16741622602665954832011-08-03T04:54:36.636-04:002011-08-03T04:54:36.636-04:00I like the first half of this profile the best.I like the first half of this profile the best.Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13733974260099709340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5887747012922108662011-08-03T02:44:11.772-04:002011-08-03T02:44:11.772-04:00I would hate to be in a relationship were i litera...I would hate to be in a relationship were i literally had to kill myself to get a BJ.. Not interested!Shattering lookshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11472820258661386075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-8410048221907932772011-08-02T22:06:30.073-04:002011-08-02T22:06:30.073-04:00One with big, webbed feet!
One that won't stea...One with big, webbed feet!<br />One that won't steal the beer!<br />One that won't raid the icebox!JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-70817876347889416172011-08-02T21:24:34.353-04:002011-08-02T21:24:34.353-04:00"I will eat him if he dies".
lolnope"I will eat him if he dies".<br /><br />lolnopeDantehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13201062660477414224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-55698084782044288212011-08-02T20:55:20.545-04:002011-08-02T20:55:20.545-04:00So you want a new duck? Not a quail or an owl?So you want a new duck? Not a quail or an owl?Andrew Lenahanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14801508126208476261noreply@blogger.com