tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post3900229327354775146..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Nothing to Hide, Believe What I SayJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-86853657310512594722016-08-29T07:35:36.018-04:002016-08-29T07:35:36.018-04:00Example:
Me: The moon is slowly falling towards...Example: <br />Me: The moon is slowly falling towards the earth and will one day kill us all. That's why my thesis is a bunker built under a mountain.<br />Professor: I'm not sure that's correct.<br />Me: I stand by my design. Also, I put this cool curved wall in.<br />Professor: Holy shit, that's amazing! A+ The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-78189995990623499212016-08-28T21:02:57.428-04:002016-08-28T21:02:57.428-04:00They teach us this in architecture school. Serious...They teach us this in <a href="https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/54766632.jpg" rel="nofollow">architecture school.</a> Seriously, I'm not kidding. We're literally taught how to speak like everything we say is 100% correct no matter what we say.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48772847900565548622016-08-28T20:55:50.120-04:002016-08-28T20:55:50.120-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15901668802249852883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5410851748951553172016-08-27T12:26:11.874-04:002016-08-27T12:26:11.874-04:00A year's worth of the Architect's and Arch...A year's worth of the Architect's and Archie Girl's wisdom wasted on you!Ben Lapointehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08153824813531877997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34643569975249045562016-08-27T10:51:24.067-04:002016-08-27T10:51:24.067-04:00The bullet wasn't dodged. The bullet was punch...The bullet wasn't dodged. The bullet was punched and slapped and yelled at. Was a heat seeking sticky bullet Ben Lapointehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08153824813531877997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-65165350366157307992016-08-26T19:57:18.452-04:002016-08-26T19:57:18.452-04:00I've been on here a year and just realized tha...I've been on here a year and just realized that all words in red are links....I have some clicking to do.I'm not link savvy.I just thought some were being fancy with how they type...MelSleepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330909273946812673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-53212727127813898552016-08-26T16:08:43.362-04:002016-08-26T16:08:43.362-04:00BRAVO! BRAVO! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-22968332870864528012016-08-26T15:29:58.689-04:002016-08-26T15:29:58.689-04:00You're right AG, I've got this killer RCP ...You're right AG, I've got this killer <a href="http://i.imgur.com/8jAKoDL.jpg" rel="nofollow">RCP</a> I'm working on while listening to some good tunes. But I know how to loosen up. I'm taking the family to <a href="http://i.imgur.com/kXKxNPY.jpg" rel="nofollow">the beach</a> this weekend.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-11790821132231332302016-08-26T11:52:51.039-04:002016-08-26T11:52:51.039-04:00What a day to be alive. What a day to be alive. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-83910692461424016292016-08-26T10:54:25.095-04:002016-08-26T10:54:25.095-04:00Sorry Bananas, I've been off my game lately. ...Sorry Bananas, I've been off my game lately. I've been having <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/step-into-the-meme-stream-34-photos-11.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600" rel="nofollow">some issues with my daughter</a> lately. And I took <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/where-the-wild-memes-are-38-photos-216.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600" rel="nofollow">a bad fall</a> last week. I also keep <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/623400472e4053ebe7f41b5ff28f6124.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600" rel="nofollow">running out of data</a> on my phone so it's hard to keep up. I know these sound like excuses for not posting a lot of funny <a href="http://www.duelinganalogs.com/video/gif-vs-jif/" rel="nofollow">GIFs</a>, but I promise to <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/dank-memes-for-the-weekend-36-photos-34.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600" rel="nofollow">get my shit together</a>. For now though, I just need <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/unhappy-meal-middle-finger-the-bird.gif?w=333" rel="nofollow">a Happy Meal</a> to make it through the rest of the day.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-43597154520136603542016-08-26T10:43:19.837-04:002016-08-26T10:43:19.837-04:00This dude takes hugging to Liam Neesons levels - &...This dude takes hugging to Liam Neesons levels - "I have a certain set of skills...I will find you, and I will hug you"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10090517589434035464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-72385376567484647912016-08-26T09:45:26.185-04:002016-08-26T09:45:26.185-04:00Why don't I have a Steve Girl? :-(Why don't I have a Steve Girl? :-(Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48249596920341900482016-08-26T09:29:45.514-04:002016-08-26T09:29:45.514-04:00Bananas! I want to take a selfie in front of Chic...Bananas! I want to take a selfie in front of Chick Fil A with you!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-52700113879582373552016-08-26T09:28:12.175-04:002016-08-26T09:28:12.175-04:00My god... It's beautiful.
Archy, you're ...My god... It's beautiful. <br /><br />Archy, you're getting out linked here. LINK OFF LINK OFF LINK OFF.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-56872746208991452962016-08-26T09:25:48.078-04:002016-08-26T09:25:48.078-04:00Only the elite are using this way. What was that? ...Only the elite are using this way. What was that? They're not and I'm just crazy? Well I give that 5/7. <br /><br />Also, OP. I can promise you this guy is insane. Or just mildly strange. You know what, I can't actually promise you anything. What I can do is congratulate you on a bullet well-dodged.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100705093341214580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-78405387950701922222016-08-26T08:47:36.924-04:002016-08-26T08:47:36.924-04:00Yeah!I like the way you think.You make a point I h...Yeah!I like the way you think.You make a point I had not even considered.He's a lover,not a fighter.Ya don't just punch yer date in the head,ya dingus!Fer yer health!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13823992654999018323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-48086737109880747792016-08-26T08:37:18.568-04:002016-08-26T08:37:18.568-04:00So you had an awkward hug.
Maybe he thought he cou...So you had an <a href="http://www.1dave1cup.com/extra/awkwardhug/hugshirt.jpg" rel="nofollow">awkward hug</a>.<br />Maybe he thought he could <a href="http://cdn.quotesgram.com/small/91/92/1800054668-img_quote_candace.jpg" rel="nofollow">make up</a> for it.<br />Maybe he just liked<a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/645876190/Picture_40.png" rel="nofollow"> snuggling your boobs</a>.<br />Perhaps he was trying to <a href="http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Top-10-Creepiest-Things-You-Can-Whisper-In-Someones-Ear-While-Giving-Them-A-Hug.jpg" rel="nofollow">whisper in your ear</a>.<br />And he only chased you for <a href="https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Flovelace-media.imgix.net%2Fuploads%2F822%2F008f0cf0-7c92-0133-90ab-0e17bac22e39.png%3F&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bustle.com%2Farticles%2F127654-9-most-awkward-moments-from-ted-cruzs-super-awkward-raw-campaign-videos&docid=Ea2CH4ilHE8GWM&tbnid=agw8tA-DbJo0oM%3A&w=1036&h=747&bih=804&biw=1536&ved=0ahUKEwjGr9mIid_OAhXTuB4KHebfA444ZBAzCEMoQTBB&iact=mrc&uact=8" rel="nofollow">for one more hug</a>, anyway.<br /><br />Or just maybe it's <a href="http://boardofwisdom.com/cachetogo/images/quotes/497517.png" rel="nofollow">what Smiles said</a> and he really did just want to <a href="http://67.media.tumblr.com/d4bd500c050d908a1dbe69dfd2f5527f/tumblr_ncq4qlHtiW1qzqwamo1_1280.jpg" rel="nofollow">add another body</a> to his basement collection.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34874823328074060112016-08-26T08:29:44.304-04:002016-08-26T08:29:44.304-04:00Darn! I wanted SEVEN stars! Because we all know ...Darn! I wanted SEVEN stars! Because we all know that's the standard way to rate things.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-62411771364383030552016-08-26T07:35:53.519-04:002016-08-26T07:35:53.519-04:00You would think getting a simple hug would be pret...You would think getting a simple hug would be pretty nice, like snuggling with your dog, <a href="https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/locally-sourced-memes-fresh-from-the-meme-stream-33-photos-22.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600" rel="nofollow">but....</a>The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-42285211445295301812016-08-26T07:32:21.419-04:002016-08-26T07:32:21.419-04:00Your questions aren't very pertinent to the st...Your questions aren't very pertinent to the story Steve. I can only score this comment 5/7.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-65093770519404352792016-08-26T06:55:27.881-04:002016-08-26T06:55:27.881-04:00He stopped chasing after a few moments? How long ...He stopped chasing after a few moments? How long was each moment? What was the dividing point between said moments?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-33663506802804603242016-08-26T03:27:47.186-04:002016-08-26T03:27:47.186-04:00The nerve of people hugging in public!Keep your fi...The nerve of people hugging in public!Keep your first base attempts at home!Op,"Saying "Stop" and "no" firmly and loudly is a good way to let a serial huger know when they are over hugging.He tried to hug op,not strangle and she punched him in the head without telling him how she felt with words and then he smiled like the hugging psycho that he is and gave chase.But alas his heart was not into it.OP obviously has intimacy and communication issues and serial huger just wanted love...or to add another body to his basement...<br />Who knew that park dates could go so awry?MelSleepshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330909273946812673noreply@blogger.com