tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post3534025124782321918..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Sorbet LoserJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6941884228205539802013-10-02T22:09:42.080-04:002013-10-02T22:09:42.080-04:00That is so awkward. I had a date like that, he sug...That is so awkward. I had a date like that, he suggested I wear a blue dress, which I didn't own. He told me I should wear my hair down, which I didn't. He told me I should order shrimp, which I am allergic too. <br /><br />All in all, he left disappointed because I wasn't like his ex girlfriend, who I resembled in passing. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-21028873966122708332013-07-27T00:00:46.471-04:002013-07-27T00:00:46.471-04:00The fact that he said "you're doing it al...The fact that he said "you're doing it all wrong" makes me think he had some kind of a mental script he was working off of, like he was trying to recreate some earlier experience or fantasy he'd had in life. Creepy.Elsewherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09660761998630019319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-15418834924561443972013-03-14T08:11:25.574-04:002013-03-14T08:11:25.574-04:00Also to say, no adult has ANY business telling ano...Also to say, no adult has ANY business telling another adult what to eat or not eat, unless he is a nutritionist and the other person is his client. Sparkinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03602607056150726360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-23864985657796295442012-12-13T23:31:46.589-05:002012-12-13T23:31:46.589-05:00This is not about weight or body contour. This is ...This is not about weight or body contour. This is about respect and manners. She ordered something, and her date had no right to contradict her. Albert behaved like a control freak and a major @$$hat and Gretta did indeed dodge a bullet.Sparkinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03602607056150726360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-20230206574199208422012-12-12T09:23:31.617-05:002012-12-12T09:23:31.617-05:00OK lets forget for a minute that Albert was a cont...OK lets forget for a minute that Albert was a controlling idiot and lets concentrate on the OP. Lets also assume she was fat. So what? If she is happy with that, who are we to judge? Nobody has a right to tell her what to do with her bodyMia the cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02927438665159260573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-68474135736932495592012-12-12T08:09:55.513-05:002012-12-12T08:09:55.513-05:00I think she was fully aware of the message and cho...I think she was fully aware of the message and choose to ignore it rather than give it or fight him about it.<br /><br />OP handled the situation perfectlyShoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16097945277233309185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-89537021196774911132012-12-11T20:27:48.403-05:002012-12-11T20:27:48.403-05:00Get the lime sorbet, smoosh it in his face, then g...Get the lime sorbet, smoosh it in his face, then get the turtle tracks. <br /><br />Then go jog for a couple miles, because obviously he found you to be quite tubby. SaggyGrandmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01752384458211772311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34438051401673498042012-12-11T17:18:54.141-05:002012-12-11T17:18:54.141-05:00That what? She's too fat for him and therefore...That what? She's too fat for him and therefore she should allow the men around her to police her body and food choices? That's a message worth totally missing, IMO.Anti-Social Animalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04970569625259071696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-59438978842619782302012-12-11T16:19:11.649-05:002012-12-11T16:19:11.649-05:00Oh DR, you're so funny! That's why they m...Oh DR, you're so funny! That's why they make breast implants. So you can be anorexic and still look fabulous!<br /><br />Guys who don't like curvy women are just nuts.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647156183428925648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6574391509495066402012-12-11T16:10:28.259-05:002012-12-11T16:10:28.259-05:00OP, I hope you shrugged, apologized to the ice cre...OP, I hope you shrugged, apologized to the ice cream girl, and got your delicious turtle tracks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31446873983902954112012-12-11T15:41:09.251-05:002012-12-11T15:41:09.251-05:00That she, being female, can't enjoy herself an...That she, being female, can't enjoy herself and feel good about her body if she possesses so much as a gram of body fat?<br /><br />Hey, guys like Albert, bear this in mind... BREASTS are largely body fat. So really, you want a toned, athletic, flat-chested... uh, you know... maybe you're dating the wrong set of people, y'know fellas?D Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06461495656628606038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-36815557912870171872012-12-11T12:23:06.615-05:002012-12-11T12:23:06.615-05:00Yeah, while Albert is definitely a bad date, I thi...Yeah, while Albert is definitely a bad date, I think he was sending her a not-too-subtle message she seems to have totally missed.Andrew Lenahanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14801508126208476261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-37856254299420527822012-12-11T12:05:04.012-05:002012-12-11T12:05:04.012-05:00Given the evidence presented (fat-free lime sorbet...Given the evidence presented (fat-free lime sorbet), this could be true.churrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02179856538353101342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-54228698002160460972012-12-11T11:23:06.149-05:002012-12-11T11:23:06.149-05:00He was just looking out for Rule No. 1 - No Fat Ch...He was just looking out for Rule No. 1 - No Fat Chicks.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-51565404221270439632012-12-11T09:47:15.373-05:002012-12-11T09:47:15.373-05:00You know OP, he was just looking out for you. Tho...You know OP, he was just looking out for you. Those Turtle Tracks will make you leave elephant tracks. Why can't you just stop DOING IT ALL WRONG?!<br /><br />What a control freak! I'm glad you only had to suffer through one date with that nut bag OP. Epic bullet dodging!The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647156183428925648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6262599896124705332012-12-11T09:43:58.231-05:002012-12-11T09:43:58.231-05:00Some people just can't take a hintSome people just can't take a hintGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17150263291605900257noreply@blogger.com