tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post1677204070920319885..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Take Your Fast Car and Keep on DrivingJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-37363997972844383132016-04-12T14:57:11.687-04:002016-04-12T14:57:11.687-04:00I think she waiting in the restaurant in the hopes...I think she waiting in the restaurant in the hopes that he would be gone by the time she left. Obviously didn't work.tlkittycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17404330540720767322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-10813652551979858112015-11-12T03:22:46.639-05:002015-11-12T03:22:46.639-05:00I think the real question is - WHERE and HOW did t...I think the real question is - WHERE and HOW did they meet online?!<br /><br />They clearly had opposing plans for this date, right from square 1!TechRyzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05843409669329847270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-63756178234879987072013-01-11T08:34:07.573-05:002013-01-11T08:34:07.573-05:00I don't think Joe ever said anything about wan...I don't think Joe ever said anything about wanting to have sex with her. He might have had some good ice cream or cookies in his car and wanted to share! You guys should get your minds out of the gutter for once.<br /><br />Just kidding! He was totally going to do her.The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647156183428925648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90793102346991546032013-01-05T07:54:59.530-05:002013-01-05T07:54:59.530-05:00When she said she waited an hour I assumed she mea...When she said she waited an hour I assumed she meant that she waited in the hopes he would leave not waited for him to come back, could be wrong though...<br /><br />"I went down a few side streets and cut across several parking lots when suddenly I heard a chainsaw and Chunky Horse appeared, I could hear Joe behind me so I sprinted away from him towards the lesser of two evils."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06608299861260074154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90725293421083065282013-01-04T20:28:03.581-05:002013-01-04T20:28:03.581-05:00...I turned down an alleyway, and, luckily, on the......I turned down an alleyway, and, luckily, on the other side I found a number of abandoned tenements and crack houses so I knew Joe would be scared of following me.DaveGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07082374378784055484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-47833908545586817082013-01-04T12:43:16.444-05:002013-01-04T12:43:16.444-05:00I love that he identified himself as "Joe! Fr...I love that he identified himself as "Joe! From before!", as if the OP is a moron and didn't recognize the douche bag who propositioned her for car sex an hour before.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-28988925176413291342013-01-04T11:30:45.351-05:002013-01-04T11:30:45.351-05:00@Steve, Maybe he's the guy in one of the past ...@Steve, Maybe he's the guy in one of the past stories, where he was planning to wait in the car naked with a rose on his crotch so he needed time to prepare?<br /><br />Also, my guess is that she waited around for an hour to make sure he was gone, in a futile attempt to make sure he wouldn't do what he did. Or worse, follow her to her car and/or house.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-73065711697334542982013-01-04T11:25:36.658-05:002013-01-04T11:25:36.658-05:00Why would she have to wait 10 minutes to go to his...Why would she have to wait 10 minutes to go to his car? Did he need time to light some scented candles and spinkle rose petals over the back seat or something? And I can't believe she waited around for an hour after that... ugh!<br /><br />On one hand, I admire Joe's frugality, for trying to hit that without paying for dinner. On the other hand, young couples copulating in motor vehicles are just absolute MAGNETS for Chunky Horse! Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-44654221572365482532013-01-04T10:26:43.731-05:002013-01-04T10:26:43.731-05:00So, I'm sick and a little out of it. When I re...So, I'm sick and a little out of it. When I read the first sentence, I read: Joe and I met, then in prison.Maggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09578040130121264340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-79370255698519240862013-01-04T09:39:33.516-05:002013-01-04T09:39:33.516-05:00If you just waited for him in the restaurant then....If you just waited for him in the restaurant then...why??<br /><br />If you actually had lunch/dinner by yourself... Then why not? You were there might as well get something out of itMia the cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02927438665159260573noreply@blogger.com