tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post1446634004136332607..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: Better Off BedJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-71526745692247781662013-02-04T17:43:54.343-05:002013-02-04T17:43:54.343-05:00"I tapped at Alex's door again, then trie..."I tapped at Alex's door again, then tried the doorknob. It was open. I walked inside to an empty apartment."<br /><br />You know the story's going to be good when the OP decides to commit a crime for no damn reason. You what, I really do believe that the OP couldn't figure that he was helping to steal the mattress. If he doesn't know what trespassing means then it's not surprising that he can't tell when he's committing burglary either.<br /><br />Seriously, OP, why did you think it was OK to just walk in?<br /><br />Also: Why was the date surprised the mattress got stolen when they were in a bad neighborhood?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-6816008105471290892013-01-22T16:14:34.818-05:002013-01-22T16:14:34.818-05:00Maybe you could add one of those "thumbs up/t...Maybe you could add one of those "thumbs up/thumbs down" things so we could vote on the relative hiliarity of comments.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-74748997865389174232013-01-22T09:52:32.169-05:002013-01-22T09:52:32.169-05:00"What a TWIST!""What a TWIST!"The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647156183428925648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-34047413113067542232013-01-21T21:25:22.787-05:002013-01-21T21:25:22.787-05:00Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking!Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking! Zubenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00117220678498890118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-82281198834414811822013-01-21T17:15:03.141-05:002013-01-21T17:15:03.141-05:00And he could have driven her clothes down to that ...And he could have driven her clothes down to that neighborhood to be reunited with the mattress.DaveGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07082374378784055484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-55435241997774206342013-01-21T13:40:49.661-05:002013-01-21T13:40:49.661-05:00Yup, totally obvious. The mattress getting ripped ...Yup, totally obvious. The mattress getting ripped off at the end was a twist though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-74515786414397303642013-01-21T12:37:56.323-05:002013-01-21T12:37:56.323-05:00I'm confused as well, I mean op was shushed a ...I'm confused as well, I mean op was shushed a lot and the fact he notice that she seem nervous as more time ticked by. I don't know why he just didn't leave after she said drive drive!.Blue Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00553486838908789289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-24622893369659209122013-01-21T10:43:35.668-05:002013-01-21T10:43:35.668-05:00...??? What do you mean "no explanation"......??? What do you mean "no explanation"? She was stealing the mattress. It's... it's obvious to everyone else, right? I'm not just reading into this?<br /><br />I'm just confused as to how the OP didn't figure this out when she kept shushing him. She couldn't have been any more obvious than if she showed up with a crowbar and ski-mask and started talking like she was in a 1920's gangster movie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-56218705874385116832013-01-21T10:20:10.435-05:002013-01-21T10:20:10.435-05:00Some days I'd pay to read a rebuttal, and this...Some days I'd pay to read a rebuttal, and this is one of those days. What the hell...?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-89291123470679748072013-01-21T10:17:08.315-05:002013-01-21T10:17:08.315-05:00Anyone else thinking she just robbed her ex, and w...Anyone else thinking she just robbed her ex, and was framing the OP for it?Ellendrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06588061203142567382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-5434635854711854232013-01-21T08:44:38.845-05:002013-01-21T08:44:38.845-05:00Sometimes, and entertainingly so, the two are cong...Sometimes, and entertainingly so, the two are congruous.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-78455781334763555572013-01-21T08:34:45.282-05:002013-01-21T08:34:45.282-05:00When did this site stop being about bad dates and ...When did this site stop being about bad dates and start being about complete idiots writing their own stories?pbagosyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17738752948040865230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90534023919113607642013-01-21T08:26:39.610-05:002013-01-21T08:26:39.610-05:00But you'll always have her clothes.But you'll always have her clothes.JMGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.com