tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post1118161371118462423..comments2023-10-10T12:33:43.016-04:00Comments on A Bad Case of the Dates: A Healthy SniffJMGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18362998962851574254noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-62491505674461843092014-02-21T10:29:12.158-05:002014-02-21T10:29:12.158-05:00Now I'm certainly not implying that the OP is ...Now I'm certainly not implying that the OP is fat, but it sounds like Will's dating strategy is designed for "hunting big game," <a href="http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/04/bacon-cologne.jpg" rel="nofollow">if you know what I mean.</a><br />wolfdreams01https://www.blogger.com/profile/17132744227210305134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-14802167534516254192014-02-21T09:51:48.531-05:002014-02-21T09:51:48.531-05:00@Sparkina - it's simple. If he had actually p...@Sparkina - it's simple. If he had actually put the candy in the bag, she would have just eaten it. OP was supposed to gasp and say "You... ate... PEANUT BUTTER???" and then jump him to get that wonderful, lingering peanut butter smell directly from his mouth. Perhaps this guy has watched too many AXE body spray commercials or something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-71253822399837449282014-02-21T00:12:17.828-05:002014-02-21T00:12:17.828-05:00I like you OP. Thanks for the story.I like you OP. Thanks for the story.tanette13https://www.blogger.com/profile/10181322770388500436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-38439039016468652232014-02-20T21:17:35.077-05:002014-02-20T21:17:35.077-05:00Advice to all the fellas out there: women are gene...Advice to all the fellas out there: women are generally uninterested in smelling your bodily orders on the first date, even if it is scented like a favorite food. It may come as a surprise to you, but it's a really big turn-off! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-90408377570063589682014-02-20T20:31:43.337-05:002014-02-20T20:31:43.337-05:00Why a paper sack that smells like breath? Why didn...Why a paper sack that smells like breath? Why didn't he just put some peanut butter cups -- the actual candy -- in the sack and give THAT to the lady? Then, he would have been one of the dashingest caballeros ths side of Zorro. Candy gifts are a sweet gesture to romance a fair maiden. As it stands, this guy is a LOSER. Team OPSparkinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03602607056150726360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-31580708069794805252014-02-20T15:01:08.631-05:002014-02-20T15:01:08.631-05:00"Now do you like anything with peanut butter ..."Now do you like anything with peanut butter or just peanut butter cups?" Correct answer: <a href="http://i.imgur.com/gdefOjv.gif" rel="nofollow">why, anything at all</a>!!<br /><br />OP sounds pretty ungrateful. We all know that the digestive odor of a food is exactly like getting the food itself. Which reminds me, I <a href="http://i.imgur.com/F2to4c5.gif" rel="nofollow">made you a lasagne.</a>Fizzikshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10250419387011790014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-19143452902162469912014-02-20T14:53:47.801-05:002014-02-20T14:53:47.801-05:00^ this.^ this.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18116238257904876572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3186499665856075184.post-79397225811712327472014-02-20T07:30:16.937-05:002014-02-20T07:30:16.937-05:00What he was hoping for.What he was <a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/img/88/8880d252198cc61db6781f2e53389c28072005ed679c281df1faea8cbae7ff43.jpg" rel="nofollow">hoping for.</a>The Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05380470624299599025noreply@blogger.com