8/11/2017

Sing and a Miss

Story Sent in by Major:

Willa's profile mentioned that she sang as a hobby and took voice lessons. We went out a couple of times and then she asked me to attend a recital at which she'd be singing. I looked forward to it as I hadn't heard her sing before.

The recital was held at a community center. I went there and she... uh... was pretty abysmal. In fact, her voice was godawful. Everyone afterward went up to her to tell her how great she was but I... yeah. A real crisis of conscience, here. Honesty? Decorum? Which would win out?

I had opted for decorum and was close to going up to her to telling her that I thought she did a fine job when she disappeared into the community center kitchen with a couple of friends. I wasn't sure what was up but I figured that maybe it was something unrelated or personal or whatever.

Less than a minute later she stormed out of the kitchen and screamed for everyone to leave. She pointed a finger right at me and said, "Especially you! Get out! Get out!"

We all left, more than a bit bewildered. I emailed her afterward to ask her what had happened, but she tersely wrote back, "It's not me. It's you." What it was about me, I suppose I'll never know.

5 comments:

  1. Bullet dodged. She seems like an unhinged crazy person. Probably voted for Trump.

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  2. "Artists" and musicians are very touchy about their work, and can't stand criticism from the uneducated/unwashed masses. In college, I dated a girl who was a multi-instrumentalist. I went to one of her performances, and afterwards I (stupidly without thinking) noted how small her part was in the performance. She must have played like 3 notes... Anyway, she was F U R I O U S! Foaming at the mouth furious. Took a lot of apologizing to get me out of that one... not sure our relationship ever really recovered.

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  3. Oh, and I also meant to say that while OP might night have SAID anything negative, he could have had a look on his face that she picked right up on.

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