7/09/2017

Breathing Grounds

Profile Sent in by R.I.:

About me:

I wake to the sounds of neighborhood children going to school. At work I am surrounded by kids. When I come home there is nothing but children crap on the tv. I AM DONE WITH KIDS. I DO NOT WANT THEM. People who have kids are morons. Why have them when they're already everywhere? It's like paying $500,000 for oxygen when you can already breathe it for free! Who would want to do that? Why why why??? You can walk into any hospital and get a kid (any color/shape/race) for free! I am SO DONE with kids right now!

3 comments:

  1. Tell me more about this place you call "hospital" where you can get free babies from? *makes finger pyramid*

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  2. Has anyone called police yet? someone should call police

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