6/18/2017

We'll Slither a While

Profile Sent in by Mary:

Who I'm looking for:

I saw a photo once of a person whose intestines were a straight line instead of all bunched up. The person was 30 feet tall! I would like to met this person so if you are out there write me!

3 comments:

  1. Siiiigh... short guys can never get dates...

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  2. She's looking for the Slender Man. Must be a goth.

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