6/21/2017

Isn't That Basically Pepsi?

Story Sent in by Lyn:

I was out at a bar with Tyler on our date when he asked me what I liked to drink. I told him I liked orange juice, pomegranate juice, wine, and tea.

He then said, "You didn't mention the one thing I'm planning to give you later, but I'm sure it'll become a fast favorite."

I asked him, "And what's that?"

He replied, "Warm mouth-pee. I'll give you some later."

My face absolutely registered my disgust but he insisted, "If you haven't tried it before, you haven't tried it from me. Trust me: it'll become your favorite."

Uh... yeah. I beat a hasty exit and never saw him again.

10 comments:

  1. But he's not talking about PEE, he's talking about MOUTH-PEE. It's different.

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  2. Cookie/gold star/trophy for OP, but only if you left immediately when the asshole said that.

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  3. Tyler needs to find a girl into pee and they can piss all over each other.

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  4. Okay, here's the thing. I can believe this happened, if only for the reason that a lot of people seem to think that the best recourse is to make it *very* clear immediately what you're looking for. You don't waste anybody's time, and if it doesn't work, you move on to the next possibility.

    That said, I think he vastly overestimates the popularity of his particular kink.

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