6/19/2017

Blooperman

Story Sent in by Mercedes:

Bill wore a rumpled suit out on our date. It looked like a raisin, it was so wrinkled. Funny thing was that he didn't even have to wear a suit - we were going someplace pretty informal. But I guess he wanted to try and impress and I gave him some points for that. After dinner I found out why he wore the suit.

We were walking outside and he guided us into a discussion of how people wear masks and have identities they keep hidden from others. Then he stopped short and said, "Do you hear that?"

I listened but aside from the traffic nearby I didn't hear anything unusual. He then ran at the closest building, took off his dress jacket, his white shirt, his godawful purple tie, and his pants. Underneath he was wearing a full Superman costume.

He shouted, "To infinity and beyond!" and then ran away at full speed. He left me and his clothes behind.

After this brush with superheroism, I just went home.

9 comments:

  1. I thought Superman was, "up, up and away!"
    Too lazy to check though.

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  2. Clark Kent's not even trying any more

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  3. Superman is,"up, up and away !" Buzz Lightyear is," To infinity and beyond!" That is the only thing I found annoying about Bill. You can be all the super hero that you want but if you misquote popular catch phrases I lose all respect.

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    1. really, the heck with that misinformed type of nonsense

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  4. Someone lost a bet or something?

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    1. Or a really involved game of Truth or Dare.

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  5. Do you guys and girls remember the date story, where the guy wore a Superman t-shirt underneath his button-up shirt? And he unbuttoned it during the date and kept coughing and pointing and indicating that she acknowledge that he's Superman and she didn't?

    Anyways, I like to think that guy evolved into this guy and brought it to the next level lol =D

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    1. I really, really, really want to read that story.

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    2. Kay, yes. I was trying to find that one yesterday to post a link to it. But I couldn't get it to come up in any searches. Weird.

      Anyway, maybe it's the same guy? He just upped his game.

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