5/31/2017

Tooth and Justice

Story Sent in by Jonathan:

For my third date with Lois I invited her over to my apartment. We had take-out, watched a movie, made out, and she went on her way. All in all a successful date.

When I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth before bed I saw that my toothbrush was in the toilet. As that's not where I keep my toothbrush, I texted Lois, "Hey did you drop my toothbrush in the toilet?"

She wrote back, "NO BUT I KNOW WHO DID."

Tired of the game, I wrote back, "Why did you put my toothbrush in the toilet?"

She never replied to me. Ever.

3 comments:

  1. Perhaps op had bad breath? Nothing says sexy like take out flavored kisses. Lois was giving Op a sign. Tooth brush in the toilet usually means someone is mad at you but I suppose it could work for bad breath as well.Anybody wondering what OP did with that tooth brush?

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  2. I'm thinking she brushed her teeth with toilet water before making out with OP. The thought going through her crazy squirrel brain: "This'll show him!"

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  3. It's just as well you never heard back from her, OP; I bet her breath smelled like shit!

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