5/04/2017

Engulf and Devour

Story Sent in by Mira:

Eddie took me to a sandwich place on our first date. He ordered a foot-long sub. We sat down and he asked me, "Ready to be amazed?" and then he stuffed nearly the entire sub into his mouth (believe me - it was quite a battle), chewed it for a few drooly minutes, and then swallowed it bit by bit. When he was done he said, "Ta-da!"

I guess by "amazed" he meant "disgusted." We didn't go out again.

13 comments:

  1. Eddie overheard a friend telling how his girlfriend can swallow twelve inches in one go, and how impressive it was.

    Eddie is prude and naive, so did not understand the meaning of his friend's comment.

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  2. No one can hold a candle to Shaggy or Homer Simpson when it comes to the culinary art of engulf and conquer.And now OP can't look at a sandwich without having flashbacks.Just be glad Eddie and Op didn't go to a bbq place to eat ribs...{shudders}

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  3. I like how JMG changed Kobayashi's name to Eddie.

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    1. What is this link, Architect? The public WiFi I'm using won't let me see it!!!

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    2. Lol. I really wonder why it was blocked! Unless some algorithm read the caption about swallowing sausages and mistakenly thought it was a euphemism...

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  4. It's nice to see that Bananas ain't the only one with no gag reflex...

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    1. after months of gagging every time I see one of your comments, the poor thing is tired.

      *plays pre-recorded OOOOOOHHHHH!!!! track*

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    2. This kitten has claws... I like that...

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  5. I'm sure Eddie will make some lucky fella feel special some day.

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  6. As a guy who likes other dudes, that would have turned me on immensely.

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