4/29/2017

Is Your Virtual Llama Taken?

Email Sent in by Lorraine:

Hello.

First up, prenup. You need to be okay with that. Also I will never leave anything to any woman. I instead will leave it all to my virtual pet llama. Don't care about anything else. You can be anything else and I won't care. Any money doesn't matter. Just know I will leave nothing to you. Don't trust the woman animal. Now that that's out of the way let's talk?

Dave

6 comments:

  1. Thought from the headline it would be about Buddhism!

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  2. Emperor Kuzco has changed his name to Dave and his grove is out of wack.

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  3. Jared's clearly been reading the news!

    I wasn't thinking things through and googled the entirely wrong phrase for a funny comment and now I'm scarred for life so please excuse me while I weep and rock back and forth in the corner in the dark forever.

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    1. I thought it might be the headline news I read today about a person who put up a "Found Big Dog" poster and people e-mailed them telling them it was a llama.They decided to keep the llama because it was so sweet and loving.I'm wondering if this is the guy who found and took in the llama.

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  4. Virtual llama was reached for comment early this morning. Upon hearing the news of his future inheritance, his reaction was understandable.

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  5. He's saving it all for the Drama Llama...

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