3/19/2017

What Rick Moranis Is Up To

Profile Sent in by Chris:

What I'm doing with my life:

I work in a greenhouse. My life goal is to breed the venus fly traps to become large and eat my coworkers. That sounds too much like little shop of horrors to you I fancy. But I can also use these plants to eat your coworkers too. Then you will not make fun of me at all. And if you do I will just have them eat you. No lose situation for me. If you could be eaten by a plant what would you wear? And would you wear that on a first date with me. Just curious. Please provide proof that you are not an herbicide when you write me. Too many people want to threaten my plants and I have to guard them until they are strong enough to kill and kill some more.

8 comments:

  1. I'd give his plant a chance but not him.

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    1. 20 to 1 says the plant has a better personality and is better looking.

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    2. I'd like to fertilize Banana's Venus Fly Trap...

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  2. I'll say this once and I'll say it again: do you people not have friends who look at your dating profiles and say, "You're not being funny or clever, stop that"?

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    1. Maybe the friend is just as strange as them and thought it sounded just fine? Or maybe the friend thought the other person was just being funny and wasn't actually going to post it on their profile.

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  3. Manic Pixie Dream Girl - You're trying too hard.

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