3/27/2017

Strangest Things

Story Sent in by Jess:

Fred said there was an old abandoned cave nearby he wanted to check out. I didn't think this was such a great idea for a first date so when he drove us there I waited outside the cave while he stepped within. He was gone for a while and I was just cold and bored.

Finally he ran out of the cave, right past me. His shirt was torn and he made it back to his car and turned it on. I took that as my cue to jump into the car beside him and I'm glad I did because a moment later he probably would've driven off without me! When I asked him what had happened he didn't answer but he drove me home and dropped me off without a word. We never went out again.

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  1. Jess thought going to the cave was a bad first date yet she went anyway.I'm sure if Fred had sinister plans that Jess standing outside the cave wasn't going to change things.Stranger danger!However Jess must of seen at least one horror movie about creepy creatures in a cave so she was smart not to go in the cave.But next time,keep the first date in a public place surrounded by people.And if you ever get the urge to go caving,see the movies "The Cave",and The Decent" before you do gotta be a step ahead of those cave creatures.

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    1. "The Descent"although it was the most decent our of all the creepy cave movies

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    1. Actually Arch,those little people freaked me out!I'll take my chances with the glow worm any day...

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  3. Well, my first instinct is that he found Chunky Horse's lair. However, there's no way he'd ever leave that place with just a ripped shirt...

    Unless...

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  4. Someone check on JMG. I think Lord Chunky Horse might have finally found the ABCotD Mansion.

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    1. I'm glad I'm not the only one who was wondering what happened over there. Hopefully one of the bad daters didn't hunt him/the Mansion down...

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  5. Maybe he's bangin' some hot Aussie chick, after a meal of "piglet."

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    1. This.

      Also busy with a bunch of neat new projects that I'll share with the group in forthcoming weeks. One of these projects may or may not be the bangin' of some hot Aussie chick. And a game of "pigs in the blanket."

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    2. Hopefully one of those projects is more Trump movie reviews. Really funny stuff J. Glad lord Chunky didn't get you.

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