3/04/2017

Smooth Escalator

Emails Sent in by Tori:

Hi Tori:

You are something indeed! You told me your number (305555-something) but I forgot the last four digits. I tried at least 20 guesses but none of them were you. What's your number again?????

Phil

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Hi Phil,

I emailed you my number a little over a week ago. Is it not still in your email? Anyway its 305-555-5899. Go ahead and give me a call.

Tori

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TORI:

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BITCH.

PHIL!

6 comments:

  1. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO COMMENT BITCH

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  2. Wow Phil maybe switch to decaf, might make it easier to find that special lady to scream at.

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  3. Tori was something special alright.So special that Phil never called/deleted the e-mail and waited over a week to contact her about it.That's because the other women he was speaking with noped out on him.Phil is pill...

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  4. Insert "a" between "is" and "pill"

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    Replies
    1. I would rather substitute "is" for "need a"...

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