3/23/2017

Scratch That

Story Sent in by Samantha:

I was having a perfectly normal first-date dinner conversation with first-date Justin when he stuck out his middle finger to me across the table and asked me to scratch it.

I gave it a couple of quick scratches and he said, "No. Longer and harder."

It was a little weird and a bit gross but I did it. He shuddered and squealed with such happiness that he attracted the attentions of others. I asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

He replied, "Nothing. I just have to change my pants, now. Excuse me." He stood up and hurried away. Presumably to the bathroom. If and when he returned, he didn't find me there.

7 comments:

  1. New meaning to the phrase "hand job".

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    1. My college GF gave the best handies. She was a music major, and multi-instrumentalist, so she had dexterous hands with fine motor skills.

      Just thought you'd like to know that.

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  2. First-date Justin couldn't hold it in, but he was probably the one behind that Lonely Island song so I think he's doing well for himself now.

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    1. ...and when we're holding hands, it's like having sex with me...

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  3. Are you 15?
    What self respecting woman would scratch a man's middle finger and then do it again "longer and harder"? A gross variation of " pull my finger". Oh course OP left, Justin played her and she was an fool.

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    1. Why the hostility punkpoodle? Do you know OP, or have you had a similar experience? You seem very, very angry, and there must be a reason.

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    2. No, I had teenage daughter. And it was soooo blantantly obvious.

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