3/09/2017

Putz

Story Sent in by Mala:

Travis invited me on a date to his backyard with the novel phrase, "I turned it into a whole mini-golf course. You have to come check it out!" I liked mini-golf so that's exactly what I did.

Turns out his "whole mini-golf course" was a single hole dug into the grass. That was it. He invited his friends over and they drank themselves stupid and took turns whacking at a golf ball (and each other) with a putter. When Travis shattered one of his own house's windows with the putter, I decided it was time to go.

On my way to my car, Travis chased after me and asked me why I was leaving. I told him I didn't really feel safe there and he told me that I was just upset because I didn't have a turn with the putter. He told me to stay where I was while he ran and grabbed it. But I left before he came back.

6 comments:

  1. Travis's mini-golf course was not up to par so Marla took off like an eagle.Another bogey bites the dust...

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    1. Your puns are a hole in one today Mel!

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  2. So THIS is what Tiger is up to these days...

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  3. OP left a shitty date. OP gets a cookie.

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  4. Apparently Travis could have been onto something profitable if only he had worked a tiny bit harder at the mini golf part of it. Then OP wouldn't have had to leave. Of course, it may have turned out badly down the line anyway...

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  5. OP was lucky she left before Travis tried to play the back nine.

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