3/05/2017

Duly So

Profile Sent in by Troy:

Who I'm looking for:

I shave my own ass. That has been a problem for some guys before and before you even think about contacting me I want to be really really upfront about it. THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL BE SEEING MY ASS NOW OR EVER but too many guys have had a problem with it for me to not put up a disclaimer. You've been warned.

6 comments:

  1. Poor ass. How does it cope in winter? Is this animal cruelty?

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  2. If no ones going to see it then why bother?At least this e-mail comes with a warning.Not so many bare asses are so upfront with that morsel of information.

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  3. But... the question was what you're looking for not what weird thing you could possibly say to make everyone avoid you

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  4. "This is not the ass you're looking for".My Jedi mind is sharp...

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  5. Silly girl. Waxing is so much easier and more convenient.

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