1/31/2017

Pick Me Down

Story Sent in by Christian:

Leora's profile said that she loved guys with pickup trucks. I'm a guy without a pickup truck so I was surprised when she messaged me. But the conversation was good and Leora was cute so we went out on a date to go see local fireworks.

We watched them from a blanket on a hill. We had a great view and I was having a nice time. Then she said, "You know what would make this even better? If we were watching this in a pickup truck."

As mentioned, I had no such truck. Too bad for Leora. I didn't have a reply that I thought would satisfy her so I stayed silent. After a minute she stood up and left me sitting there, without a word. I thought she was going to the bathroom but she didn't come back long after the fireworks ended. I went over to the bathrooms and waited and she didn't come out.

I finally called her and she picked up and all I heard was laughing in the background before she disconnected. I called again and she shouted into the phone, "I found my pickup truck!"

It was my turn to hang up on her. I went back to my place. Perhaps her pickup truck brought her home.

9 comments:

  1. There's just something women like about a pick-up man.

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    1. He's got an eight foot bed that never has to be made.

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    2. You know, if it weren't for trucks, we wouldn't have tailgates.

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  2. Never had a truck, but the womens sure liked my Camaro w/ T-Tops. If nothing else, I think they enjoyed the fantasy of pretending to be a bad girl in a Camaro...

    I would have had poor Bananas eating out of my hand...

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    1. This is how I always picture you Steve.

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    2. My first car was an IROC Z,lol.

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    3. I can relate to Leora's fondness for pick up trucks as you can haul quads and camp out under the stars in them.My husband has a truck and that just adds to his manliness.But I still would of married him sans truck.If Leora is going to let her love of trucks dictate her dating life then she better get used to dump trucks.Because she's going to get dumped a lot.

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    4. My first car was a pick-up. I've since upgraded to the DadVan which is awesome. All the seats fold down into the floor so I can use it just like my old pick-up and it's covered! Plus I can carry around 6 other people. Damn I love my van!

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    5. Close, Archy, but Steve's doppelganger has too much hair

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