1/18/2017

An Ass Who Ghosts

Story Sent in by Lindsey:

On our first date Kyle took me to an old, abandoned house that he said was haunted. It was pretty creepy and clearly had been deserted for some time. We didn't go inside but just looked at it from the yard.

He told me, "If you listen really closely you can hear sounds inside like someone moaning."

I listened. Then he shouted, "Its a ghost that grabs asses!" and he grabbed my ass!

I tore away and yelled at him to not do that again. He apologized and said he wouldn't. He then asked me to look up at a high window. He said, "See where it's broken up there?"

I saw it. He then said, "Its a ghost that grabs asses!" and again grabbed me.

I screamed, "Stop it!" and he jumped away.

He said, "Fine. Let's get out of here."

We had drove there separately and as I followed him away in my car he sped up and lost me.

15 comments:

  1. And Kyle is now working on Donald Trump's ethics committee...

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    1. No, no, remember Jarrrrred changes the names. Kyle is Trump.

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    2. Trump doesn't go on dates. He just lurks in a corner and waits for a pussy to grab...

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  2. He lost you? He lost you?! Was that because you were trying to run him off the road? That's the only reason I can think of that would necessitate him losing you instead of the other way around.

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  3. First date? FIRST DATE?! You're lucky all he did was grab your ass, OP. You should have been speeding the hell out of there.

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    1. ( meaning not that he grabbed you on the first date, but it seems to be an isolated location)

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  4. The first grabass should have ended with a slap. The second warranted a punch. OP, are you actually a doormat in real life?

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    1. Well, dinner wasn't going buy itself, now was it?

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  6. Chunky Horse does not approve of you desecrating his domicile with assgrabs!

    These two are soooo lucky they weren't chainsawed in half. For realz.

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  7. I don't recall her saying he should grab her. He, apparently, didn't care. She should have gotten in her car and driven far away after the first time, and especially after the second time, but then she followed him thinking they were going somewhere else? I think they both dodged a bullet.

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  8. I've been up since 2am, so forgive me if I sound dilerious. Did OP plan to follow him and get revenge? because I would have.

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    1. She was tryn'a follow him to Red Lobster for some free skrimps, but he lost her... :-(

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  9. Maybe she didn't know her way back to town from the haunted house

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