11/27/2016

But Do You Let Your Sister Sit on the Table?

(The Austin Film Festival was last month. Read my notes on this week's Jared's Inkwell! -JMG)

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About me:

What is next to me right now:
1. My computer (duhh)
2. A stack of paper plates 1 yard high.
3. My dog (I let him sit on the table- if that's a problem for you then FIND ANOTHER WOMAN)
4. A stack of paper plates about 1 yard high.
4. a book of short stories (NaNoWriMo is coming up!!!_
5. A school textbook about dentistry left by my STUPID STUPID sister.

3 comments:

  1. Did she count the paper plates twice or are there two stacks of plates? Or is it one giant stack and she is counting the bottom and the top separately? Also why does she have so many paper plates and such a big table? Obviously I have more questions than answers (which is unusual).

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  2. If her sister is that stupid what is she doing with a dentistry textbook?

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