10/16/2016

Yet I Still Earned an F

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About me:

Where shall I begin with me? I have a power to attract the unattractable. The men who imagine me bare are te ones who wind up with the most to lose in the end. I am a lady amidst the crowded glory of Caesar's masses yet unbeguiled by mere window dressing. Ugh. Still typing like I'm in English class still. I suppose I'll always be that way since I mistakenly slept with a guy in my class (and who only happened to be the professor!). So tell me about you instead!

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  1. She mistakenly slept with someone in her class who happened to be her English Professor...Silly girl,she meant to sleep with her Sociology professor but you know how it is when you are deep in thought texting and then she tripped naked on top of her English professor a few times...oh well,mistakes happen and it's important to share those sort of mistakes with a potential date in case he's interested in a hot mess of dumb...

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    1. His dick slipped on a banana peel.

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  2. I always wanted to be a college professor. You get to be a pompous asshat with tenure, and bang a bunch of crazy chicks with daddy issues.

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    1. Nope, doesn't happen. Or maybe it's because I teach maths...

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    2. Did you try teaching lower level math like precalc? I hear the chances are better there. Of course I suppose that if you have earned tenure they would expect you to teach higher level classes.

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  3. I had a crush on my history professor.We would on occasion joke and flirt.It was not his position of authority that attracted me.He was just a gorgeous man.Tall,blue eyes with an aussie accent and a smile that would make make a girl week in the knees.So what that he was about 30 years older...but I didn't want to be another Penthouse letter and nothing ever came of it.No daddy issues here but I sure do have professor issues.

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    1. Well, later we can get you a school girl outfit and put you in "detention."

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