9/18/2016

Peter Pan Goes Hardcore

Profile Sent in by Jackie:

About me:

ME: RAP ARTIST BY DAY. ME: RAP ARTIST AT NIGHT. ME: READY FOR HAVING KIDS. ME: KIDS CAN GROW UP ONLY IF THEY ARE RAP ARTISTS. ME: TAKE OR LEAVE ME THE WAY I AM IS THE WAY I AM IS THE WAY I AM. ME: I WANT TO BE FED EVERY MORNING BEFORE THE STUDIO. ME: WANT LUNCH BROUGHT TO ME IN THE STUDIO AS THE STUDIO IS HARD WORK. ME: DINNER ON TIME EVERRRRY NIGHT. I WILL COME HOME FROM THE STUDIO HUNGRY. KIDS WILL WAIT TO EAT UNTIL I AM SERVED BECAUSE MY JOB SERVES THEM. NOT RIGHT FOR A KID TO EAT BEFORE THE DAD. KIDS DONT BRING HOME THE DINNER SO THEY WILL WAIT OR THEY WILL NOT EVER GROW UP. STAY YOUNG FOREVER AND CRY IN MOMMYS BASEMENT KIDS. DAD IS OFF BURNING.

6 comments:

  1. I see Captain Hook switched careers and still hasn't found the right woman yet...

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  2. Kim, your Kanye is loose and terrorizing the village. Take care of that would you please. Thank you!

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    1. I totally missed an opportunity for a Kanye joke,for the win Knittychick!

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    2. Captain Hook was solid as well Smiles, we'll call it a tie!

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  3. 'Take me or leave me.'
    I bet he messages a lot of women who decide on the 'leave me,' category.

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  4. Gotta get me those boats and hoes.

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