9/24/2016

Does Insanity Have a Smell?

Email Sent in by Buddy:

Hu!!! I like your profile! If you can tell me what I smell like from just reading the e-mail then I will go on a date with you! HERE ARE HINTS!

1 not like a flower
2 not like a food
3 not a regular girl smell. Think outside the box!

Let me know if you know my smell. I'll be waiting.

Cassie

8 comments:

  1. Cassie is a head case and smells like poo!Either that or cats,or wet dog,or moth balls.One thing I'm betting on she does not smell like is a dream come true...

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    1. Ugh mothballs, someone came in today who smelled like they slept with them. Eeesh

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    1. I'm suspecting that she wears Guess perfume.I guess she takes things way too literally...

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  3. Loneliness, pigeons, broken dreams? Have I guessed yet?

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  4. Lies? Failure? Formaldehyde?

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  5. An irregular girl smell then, like a bacterial infection. Red light district at low tide, like fish Fancy Feast flavors!

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