9/19/2016

But Square-Legs Was in for a Treat

Story Sent in by Christina:

I wore dress pants on my date with Shawn. He took me to an upscale Asian fusion place for dinner. But he seemed a bit upset the whole time. I was able to pick up on it and I asked him what was wrong.

He said, "Why'd you wear pants? I thought I told you to wear a skirt?"

Firstly, he had never told me to wear anything special. Secondly, no one tells me what to wear.

I said, "You never told me anything of the kind. And I'd wear what I want, anyway."

Then he looked genuinely panicked. He said, "You're not the one I told to wear a skirt?"

I said, "No..."

He jolted up from the table and said, "Oh, no. You're the one I nicknamed 'round-legs.' I totally messed this up. Be right back!"

He left. He never came back. Luckily for him.

14 comments:

  1. Round legs, AKA Cankle McCankleface.

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  2. And Op found true love with a fellow from Bikini Bottom who understood her want and need to wear said pants....

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  3. I always tell my womens to wear skirts, too.

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  4. What about women that wear dresses that look like skirts and vice versa?The thing about wearing a skirt is that you can not get panst.However you can get skirted but that's another issue I'll skirt over.And what about skorts?See,even women's clothing is manipulative...

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    1. I like long skirts, because if the chick is fugly, I can just flip it over her head. No paper bag needed!

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  5. Opinion: Women and men can wear whatever they like so long as it is within decency laws.

    Fact: Men invented make-up, high heels, and wigs for themselves.

    Strange: A giraffe's coffee is cold before it reaches the end of its throat.

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    1. That's because a giraffe doesn't know how to make a decent cup of coffee.They also eat from trees and play mind sweeper...

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    2. Just be happy you're not living in ancient Roman times, Bananas... Most of their cosmetics contained toxic substances such as lead and sea urchin toxin!

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    3. Not to mention instead of a check you got payed in salt.I'm sure that did did go over well on rainy days...

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    4. A giraffe's body temperature is about 40C so they must like their coffee REALLY hot ;-)

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    1. I can't believe we saw the same documentary! I'm just shocked the military hasn't done more about this problem.

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