8/14/2016

You Do the Cooking

Profile Sent in by Pierce:

About me:

Are you ready for a man made of pure muscle? Then I am not your man. Are you ready for a man made of bones? I am not that man. Are you looking for a man made of cod liver oil and show leather? Ah the London of the 1980s! It's all in the history books now bu there's so much more to be explored! Some thing happened that we may never know but I was born in a rowdown house in a roawdown house was I born. And there was always music from the United States USO playing over the old record player in mum's rundown rumpleshackle shack. And I was raised on the diet of cod liver oil and shoe leather. Makes me the man I am what?

6 comments:

  1. Forget Old Spice when you can smell like English Leather...the smell of cod liver oil and shoe leather,the smell of the 80's indeed!Makes you the man you am,what?

    I can imagine Bruce Campbell in the commercial reciting the above word for word....best commercial ever!

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    1. My dad uses Old Spice so I can't be with a guy that uses it lol. Cod liver oil and shoe leather it is.

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  2. Bananas applauds his scent of cod liver oil and shoe leather. She'd totally give him a chance...

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  3. I applaud his scent of cod liver oil and shoe leather. I'd totally give him a chance...

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    1. I applaud your applauding. I'd totally give you a chance...

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  4. This reads like a Charles Dickens story written by a 4th grader.

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