8/20/2016

Maybe I Shouldn't

Email Sent in by Jamie:

Oh...

I would like to see your face at bedtime. When I sleep I see your face beside me and I want it right in my warmest parts. Are these portents of a future love between us? Once I fell asleep on a girl's warm parts and she feel asleep on mine. We woke up moist. Alright!!!!

Maybe you shouldn't let me know?

Ellis

5 comments:

  1. If I was him, I'd ask a refund from the "pickup artist" he got his trick from...

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  2. Now I'm thinking of moist chocolate cake,why?

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    1. You've ruined moist chocolate cake for me. Also, how your train of thought got from this story to chocolate cake, please god never tell me.

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  3. He needs to see a therapist about his bed wetting problem.

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