7/03/2016

Someone Skipped Biology Class

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About me:

I am Uzbekistani. No that is not Borat's country. That is Kazakhstan. They are loves of the baa baa. If you know what I mean. All of them are half sheep since their parent is requited to mate with a sheep to produce viable offspring. Sorry but it is true. Go to Snopes.com and tell me what it says. The Kazakhs all love the baa baa. Do not lie with a Kazakh man. When you wake up and find that you have three lambs in the crib where your babies were then you will know the truth. Use them for milk but they will not be a regular child.

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  1. Wait wait wait, HOLD THE PHONE.








    Lambs aren't regular children?

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  2. In high school, I was in a band called Loves of the Baa Baa.

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  3. I thought it was the Welsh who were found of sheep... Well, that's what my English wife told me.

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    1. Punishment for stealing sheep was a lost hand or finger. punishment for loving the baa baa was a small fine. if you were caught, which would you say you'd been doing?

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    2. That's the excuse a welsh friend of mine told me once... I have to say that the few times I went hiking on the welsh side of the border, I haven't seen anything untowards happening in the way of inter species intimate relationships.

      Fascinating though to realise that many nations have a sheep shagging neighbouring nation

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  4. I think the sheep are just sexually aggressive temtptresses.

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  5. I don't like no sheep with five o'clock shadow! It's clean shaven for me, yessir!

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  6. I prefer to have sex with horses - afterwards, you'll always have a ride home...

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    1. Haha, good one! But you can ride sheep too! Mind you, they spook more easily than horses! Luckily you don't have as far to fall when they buck you off!

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