7/10/2016

Finally, There's Proof

Profile Sent in by Radha:

What I'm doing with my life

I collect mp3s and tickle the unwary. It's kind of my thing. It's hard to decide whether to tickle a man or a woman. A man will become upset and usually threaten violence. A woman will rarely threaten violence but will yell and scream. Those who say there is no difference between the sexes can end the argument right here. I might be the first person to find exclusive proof. Anyhoo that's my life at the moment. How about you?

6 comments:

  1. We know this to be made up because anyone whose hobby was tickling unsuspecting strangers would surely be murdered brutally.

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    1. Perhaps in the US. In Canada, the tickled person would apologise for not liking it.

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  2. Is it bad that the most irritating part to me is spelling it 'anyhoo'?

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  3. He's right about one thing though. Most women will just outright beat his ass, no threats needed.

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  4. "A woman will rarely threaten violence but will yell and scream." He left off "...and will pee a little."

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