6/12/2016

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hurdles

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About me:

I was born in Papua New Ginnea. Half of me is Italian. The other half is Indochina. So that makes me all ninja. I have been training in the ninja arts since I was a boy. I will defend anyone who besmirches your honour. I guy looks at you funny I will tear his head 260 degrees. A guy claps his hands at you I will chop him in two lengethwise so that he has to rubber himself together to prevent himself from organ spills. You have your own personal superhero in me. Ali baba had his frothy theives. Sherezaddy had a 1000 tails. Now I am you jeanie!@

7 comments:

  1. I would REALLY like to know what made Ali Babbas thieves frothy...seriously...how did it happen?

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    1. Well, first you get the milk steamer.....

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  2. "I will defend anyone who besmirches your honour."

    Oops...

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  3. My favourite is Scheherazade's 1000 tails... She collects them as hunting trophy or was there too much inbreeding in Baghdad's court back then?

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  4. I like turning heads "260 degrees" like 180 is not enough but he couldn't be bothered with the extra 100 degrees for the full 360.

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    1. Maybe he thinks guys that look funny at people are owls.

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