6/30/2016

Merry Cara-melodies

Story Sent in by Robert:

Under the part of Adeline's profile where it asked for favorite food, she put down caramel and ice cream. That sounded like my kind of woman. But when we went out to ice cream for our first date I found out how into caramel she really was. We each ordered small cups and she had an entire tube of caramel with her that she almost completely emptied onto her ice cream. And boy did she ever dive right into it.

That wouldn't have been too strange if not for the fact that we were planning to do lunch afterward. It was my idea to do ice cream first because she had said that she liked it so much. I thought it was a good idea. But after the ice cream experience I didn't think she'd be hungry for lunch. But she was.

We both went to a place and ordered salads. And you guessed it: she pulled out another tube of caramel and splattered it all over her salad. "The secret to good-tasting salad is caramel!" was her excuse. Dude, she even poured it into her Bloody Mary. I can't imagine how it tasted.

Throughout all of this I didn't say a word. I'm sure I gave her a strange look or two but that was it. Still, she picked up on it and asked, "Are you one of those guys who has a problem with caramel?"

I said, "No. It's just strange to see you using it on everything."

She shrugged. "I think it's strange that you have such a big problem with it."

I didn't have a problem with it, but I did think it was really weird. Either way, we didn't go out again.

16 comments:

  1. *places layer of doritos inside turkey sandwhich*

    what a weirdo.

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  2. *spreads Duke's mayonnaise on banana sandwich*

    She is just disgusting OP. You got out just in time.

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    1. I didn't realise that was a brand name – I thought it was a euphemism for cowboy semen until I used Google. My bad.

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    2. it's both, badger. it's both.

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    3. Now that you mention it, "Spreading Duke's mayonnaise on a banana sandwich" definitely sounds like it came straight from the Urban Dictionary.

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  3. Wow, OP blew it... he was 2 steps away from her licking caramel off his you-know-what... Wow... Hot chick and caramel > tube sock and lotion, Homes...

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  4. *making rice and tuna salad* Eww, what a freak!

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  5. *dipping samosa in plum sauce* Bleh, what a lunatic.

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  6. *slips roofies into everyone else's food* Ew, gross. Chick be crazy.

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    1. hey thanks a drug induced coma is just what I need to catch back up on sleep! you da real mvp

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  7. *eating frog's legs and snails* caramel? That's so vile!

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    1. Oh Frenchy, that's some good eating if you ask me!

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    2. Caramel of frogs and snails?

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  8. I bet the caramel was a genius scheme! She wasn't into you, so she pretended to be so cuckoo for caramel that you'd think she was freak and run for the hills!

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  9. Never mind the fact that she carried tubes of caramel on her person!Because eating without caramel would of been so horrid!Actually a caramel fetish is not so bad,there are worse things to be addicted to.She sounded like a sweet girl.OP,if that was a bad date then your life is roses.A bad date would of been her,covering you in caramel and trying to eat you.Oh....well,perhaps you did nope out in time...

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