5/22/2016

Memento Mori

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About me:

Ever sleep with a corpse? I fell asleep in a graveyard once and so I technically have. You should not. Sleeping with a corpse reminds me of the time I slept with a corpse in a graveyard where I fell asleep once.

6 comments:

  1. I don't recommend sleeping with a corpse. They don't call you the next day.

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  2. Yeah, the last time I did he gave me the cold shoulder all night.

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  3. 1000 recommends for Briana and Andrea!

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  4. Yeah, those dead guys are real iceburgs, but they stay hard, for, like, ever

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  5. Who needs Viagra when you have rigor mortis!

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  6. This is like a Twilight Zone never made where the guy sleeps in a graveyard with a corpse and sleeping with a corpse reminds him of the time he slept with a corpse in a graveyard where he fell asleep once. Then he wakes up and he's sleeping with a corpse and that reminds him of the time he slept with a corpse in a graveyard where he fell asleep once. Then he wakes up.....repeat forever.

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