5/15/2016

Furyous Road

Profile Sent in by Ray:

About me

I once rode for two days in the back of a truck in Colombia nation. It taught me five things:

1. I cannot ever do it again.
2. There is no good coffee in Colombia nation.
3. There are more Russians in Colombia nation than Colombians.
4. Clothes fall off easily in the heat and -
5. I no longer have clothes left.
6. Now Colombians have my clothes (lost in a game of harvest/chance) and it makes me furyous.

4 comments:

  1. If you wrote this on a laptop, I imagine that's pretty warm on a certain appendage. Watch that you don't lose your boingboing for the sake of your furyous attitude.

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  2. I thought it was Tequila that makes the clothes fall off?

    Funny, I'm actually in Colombia right now. Been here about 2 months and can't think of any Russians I've met. But, I'm not riding around naked in the back of a truck, so YMMV.

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  3. "Hi. I'm drinking bad coffee in Columbia nation, naked, on the back of a Columbia truck, having lost my clothes to Russians in a game of harvest on a hot day. It makes my furyous and can't ever do it again." (sh it sounded better first time around)

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  4. "Hi. I'm drinking bad coffee in Columbia nation, naked, on the back of a Columbia truck, having lost my clothes to Russians in a game of harvest on a hot day. It makes my furyous and can't ever do it again." (sh it sounded better first time around)

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