5/29/2016

But the Label's Sticking Out

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About me:

I update this every day with information about what I am wearing when I write it. Today I am wearing: naked. I bought these clothes: didn't buy them. Came out of my mom this way. How old are the clothes: as old as me since the skin is me. Further info: none. I am naked LOL.

3 comments:

  1. But those cells aren't the same. You flake off dead skin cells. You keep updating your birthday suit you dumbass!

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  2. Replies
    1. It is pretty lewd to let your monkey hang out in public.

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