5/09/2016

A Date on Jupiter?

Story Sent in by Zachary:

I had already been out on one great date with Marion. On our second date I took her to a museum and a movie. The whole time she seemed really scared of something and I asked her what was wrong.

She said, "The weatherman said there was a chance of asteroids. Aren't you scared?"

I said, "No."

She said, "But asteroids can kill you. A friend of mine was caught in an asteroid shower while hiking in China. He almost died."

I replied, "I don't think that ever really happens."

She retorted, "Well, after he told me the story I slept with him, so..." and she gave me a smile. She said, "Now I feel better. Thanks for the pep talk!" and she laughed again, clearly thinking of her out-of-this-world time with asteroid man. Last date.

6 comments:

  1. Clearly she dated the Jupiter guy from the last post.

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  2. I here the guys from Uranus are shitty.

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    1. If you were from Saturn, I'd put a ring on it...

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  3. Asteroid-man, haha, such a 80s sounding insult. I love it.

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  4. I am always surprised how people can think that exposing their past sexual experiences can make them look more attractive to new prospects.

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  5. She fell for the classic "Survived an asteroid shower in China" line and slept with the guy. Shame, shame.

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