4/09/2016

Dignity in the Past

Email Sent in by Daniel:

Hello to Daniel,

Really happy to hear about your recent successes. Can you tell me more about what this means for you at work? Will you be put on more cases?

I like the sound of that. We can meet at 1 on Saturday. There is a street fair on 8th. Do you like street fairs. I met a guy at a street fair once and he was a guitar player and he worked at the fair. We talked for HOURS. It was WEIRD. And we had sex behind his tent. Kind of under a truck so it was really awkward. Maybe he will be at the fair this weekend. You never know...... faith in the future.

Jill

7 comments:

  1. She was thinking of hooking Daniel up with mister Guitar Guy. Who knows? He could have been "the one"...

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  2. *crosses "laugh out loud in a library and get shushed" off bucket list*

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    1. What's a library? You mean that place where hobos go to sleep and make fake dating profiles?

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    2. What's a library? You mean that place where hobos go to sleep and make fake dating profiles?

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  3. Do these people not have friends to tell them not to put things on their dating profiles or e-mails.

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    1. No, all their friends were murdered by their carnie ex-lovers.

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