4/24/2016

Bring Me a Dream

Profile Sent in by Christine:

About me:

I like to travel! I collect things from all over the world and display them in my bedroom! I have sand from the sahara, sand from the mediterraneian, sand from minnesota and sand from florida! I want to collect all the worlds sands and then when I have it all I will make a sand museum. When people come to the sand museum they will ask me why do you have so much sand and I will tell them that I wanted to start a museum of sands since I was a little girl and now I have one. I will hire the best scientists to investigate the sands and I will become the worlds foremost expert on it all. People will come to me to ask sand questions. It wont matter anymore. Nothing will.

6 comments:

  1. I like a gal with a dream. Tell her that her lonesome nights are over. <3

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  2. That's what happens when you smoke weed while writing your profile:

    [Roll]
    OK, let's write my profile. Let's talk about what I like. Yeah, finding someone with similar interests can't be a bad thing. I like travel. Good.

    "I like to travel! I collect things from all over the world and display them in my bedroom! I have sand from the sahara, sand from the mediterraneian, sand from minnesota and sand from florida!"
    Not bad. [Puff] of course I dream of traveling more. Could find a traveling companion...

    "I want to collect all the worlds sands"

    Not bad and a bit poetic. [Puff] Oh, strong stuff! [Puff] What would I do with that sand? Is there a sand museum? Wow, we need a sand museum! [Puff]

    "when I have it all I will make a sand museum. When people come to the sand museum they will ask me why do you have so much sand and I will tell them that I wanted to start a museum of sands since I was a little girl and now I have one."

    [Puff] I always wanted a sand museum! I didn't know, but now I do. Opening a sand museum is my destiny [puff] Greatest idea in the world! I will be famous! I be billionaire! Wow!

    "I will hire the best scientists to investigate the sands and I will become the worlds foremost expert on it all. People will come to me to ask sand questions."

    [Puff] What a beautiful thought [sob]. My beautiful sand museum! I the most important sand expert in the world! Sand is the essence of the world, the very fabric of space time, music is made of tiny grains of cosmic sand, their microscopic structure giving texture to the sound. Feeling is sand flowing through the hourglass of the soul... Wow, fantastic. Where's my keyboard. I need to write it...

    Shit, I forgot. [Puff] What was I writing?

    "It wont matter anymore. Nothing will."

    [Click send] [puff] zzzZzzzZzz

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  3. Do these people not have best friends who gently tell them "are you sure you want to put this on your profile?"

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  4. She's so alone. Probably doesn't have anyone to call her own.

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  5. LOL@Benoit Lapointe! Thanks for putting a smile on my face on this Monday morning :D

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