4/17/2016

A Firm of High Standards

Profile Sent in by Kenneth:

What I'm doing with my life

YES! IT'S THE 'HAROLD AND MAUDE'! TOGETHER FOREVER FOR THE FIRST TIME! I rewrote a play version of THE HAROLD AND MAUDE in which MAUDE LIVES FOREVER and HAROLD grows OLD TO BE with her. I have taken SIX LONG WINTERS TO WRITE THIS and I AM now looking for a, local theater (theater? theatre? the-ate-er? lol) to put it ON. I have already castigated the 'MAUDE' (myself) and need to cast the 'HAROLD'. THE 'HAROLD AND MAUDE' IS. I have titled my follow-up sequal-play 'MAUDE AND HAROLD: MAUDE LIVES FORVER'. I just NEED TO find my 'HAROLD' to p[lay opposite my 'MAUDE' (me). If you want to help me put this ON then I will gladly take your info!

5 comments:

  1. And I will be CASTRATING the 'HAROLD' next WEEK.

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  2. I AM CLEARLY writing this on SOME MEDICATION OR DRUG and you MUST BE MY HAROLD so the ANTMEN finally BELIEVE ME

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  3. I like to think this lady has a parakeet that just pecks randomly at her CAPS LOCK button while she types. It makes this profile seem saner somehow.

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