3/27/2016

I'll Think About It

Profile Sent in by Geneva:

About me:

I haven't grown up much from when I was a little kid. One time this babysitter I had would always chase me. I ran to a room where I knew there were buckets of lint and I threw them at her and she caught fire! My parents punished me for two weeks and when I was done I ran away for months. Stayed with relatives on the west edge and they kept it secret from my parents. Then my parents found out (stupid mistake - I called from a payphone) and they have never spoken to those relatives again because of it. Not my fault my parents were greedy. Never spent time in prison but thought about it. So uh what do you think?

2 comments:

  1. You're THINKING of spending time in jail? What's a mastermind like you gonna do, jaywalk your way to prison? Stop trying to be a bad boy and show us who you are.

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  2. If Christopher Nolan wrote a new Peter Pan movie, it would go something like that.

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