2/16/2016

"Forgot"

(My Cousin Sonia is a talented dancer and choreographer. She's running a Kickstarter that combines modern dance and hip hop! Click here to check it out! -JMG)

Story Sent in by Marissa:

I was walking through a public garden on a first date with Leo when he turned to me and said, "Check out my boxers." He pulled his trousers down enough for me to see a good deal more than I really wanted to. Then he hiked them back up almost at once and said, "Crap, forgot to wear them today."

I said, "Please keep your trousers up."

He said, "I really ought to. Come boxer shopping with me?"

There was nothing I wanted to do less and I told him so. He said, "Then I hope you'll be here when I come back!"

He gave me a swift peck on the cheek and ran off. I'm not sure if he ever came back because I didn't wait for him.

11 comments:

  1. This is how I imagine OP looking when her date pulled down his "trousers".

    I have never once forgotten to put on boxers. I feel pretty confident in my ability to dress myself.

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    1. Hubby will sometimes go commando when he doesn't have clean ones but only in the house and only until his laundry is done. I'm pretty sure he hasn't gone out in public with no underwear.

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    2. Awe, that's so cute! Your husband has definitely gone out in public without underwear. If for no other reason than to just try it out. (Spoiler alert: Not fun)

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  2. I'd totes 'drop trou' on Briana...

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    1. On the plus side, any man that says "trousers" has one step in the door towards comment sex.

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    2. For you, I'd even wear an ascot, dickey, spats, tophat... you name it, baby! Not that I'd be wearing them long... ;-)

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    3. ...as they're all highly flammable and Briana is an arsonist of the heart.

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    4. She's the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy...

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    5. You know me so well Mistah Jay <3

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    6. Loving the references! Now I know Bananas is a comic fan. And Steve is an 80's music fan (because it really is the best music evah!)

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